Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21382. | anion (hysteria111) | 66.67 | 97% | 2015-03-28 |
| 21383. | Mr. Sir (manhi40) | 66.67 | 92% | 2015-11-24 |
| 21384. | Hampus (haemps) | 66.67 | 96% | 2015-10-19 |
| 21385. | thehuskarl (thehuskarl) | 66.67 | — | 2011-02-01 |
| 21386. | Mazze (shadyone) | 66.67 | 95% | 2021-10-28 |
| 21387. | Cixno (cixno) | 66.67 | 95% | 2022-08-29 |
| 21388. | chalk (chalkboard) | 66.67 | 95% | 2021-10-07 |
| 21389. | 777urtaza@fb.com (777urtaza) | 66.66 | 97% | 2014-02-18 |
| 21390. | Amit (amy18007) | 66.66 | 89% | 2013-05-18 |
| 21391. | Eric (necrocyanide) | 66.66 | — | 2010-03-14 |
| 21392. | Steve (the_clown8) | 66.66 | 97% | 2016-08-20 |
| 21393. | Matheus (xuxa_xuxu) | 66.66 | 91% | 2015-07-17 |
| 21394. | Slimy (slimyspartacus) | 66.66 | 88% | 2014-05-19 |
| 21395. | Codva (codva) | 66.66 | 95% | 2023-10-08 |
| 21396. | Rocky (sushil26) | 66.66 | 97.4% | 2023-07-17 |
| 21397. | Samir (wlansamir2001) | 66.66 | 96% | 2022-10-06 |
| 21398. | tyler (gaylord_extraordinaire) | 66.65 | 96% | 2018-12-03 |
| 21399. | andy (ilmain) | 66.65 | 93% | 2012-11-16 |
| 21400. | kid (kidkaitou) | 66.65 | 97% | 2011-12-14 |
| 21401. | Lucca (9fingersonly) | 66.65 | 97% | 2020-10-07 |
| 21402. | uko (darjaw) | 66.65 | 96% | 2013-10-12 |
| 21403. | Yu (yuritako) | 66.65 | 94% | 2013-04-17 |
| 21404. | Hoby (docdanishphd) | 66.65 | 89% | 2013-06-23 |
| 21405. | orange (orange_text) | 66.65 | 99% | 2023-05-12 |
| 21406. | agus (choromaster) | 66.64 | — | 2011-04-20 |
| 21407. | Chayut (ribonucleicacid) | 66.64 | — | 2010-03-03 |
| 21408. | Youmna (youmna) | 66.64 | 97% | 2022-05-16 |
| 21409. | Abhishek (abhishek_singh) | 66.64 | 93% | 2012-04-17 |
| 21410. | Melisa (colorsunimaginable) | 66.64 | 97% | 2018-11-08 |
| 21411. | lilhomieSE (lilh0mie) | 66.64 | 96% | 2023-10-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |