The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6960. | Mustafa (mustafah04) | 53.01 | 94.1% | 2023-10-07 |
| 6961. | ks (kkns) | 53.01 | — | 2010-01-13 |
| 6962. | Bitter (bittersweet) | 53.01 | — | 2009-06-20 |
| 6963. | albert (bigjose) | 53.00 | 95% | 2020-10-04 |
| 6964. | Tiramisu (brian2369) | 53.00 | 94.9% | 2023-08-01 |
| 6965. | deathsroud (deathshroud) | 53.00 | 96.3% | 2023-09-02 |
| 6966. | miakis (zeya) | 53.00 | 93% | 2011-06-17 |
| 6967. | Mihai (proalexander) | 53.00 | 93% | 2021-01-25 |
| 6968. | prashanth (prashanth8323) | 53.00 | 91% | 2013-09-28 |
| 6969. | Anshul (anshul_ar) | 53.00 | 90% | 2016-01-05 |
| 6970. | aks (akshaythakur) | 53.00 | 91% | 2012-07-26 |
| 6971. | muslim311 (muslim311) | 52.99 | — | 2009-07-20 |
| 6972. | bean (bean_bean) | 52.99 | — | 2009-01-10 |
| 6973. | Rob Nowell (rob625) | 52.98 | 98% | 2021-07-25 |
| 6974. | Feynex (imhidayat) | 52.98 | 94% | 2019-06-20 |
| 6975. | mahipal singh (mahipal0406) | 52.98 | 96% | 2023-10-11 |
| 6976. | Soham (okaysoham) | 52.97 | 96% | 2021-09-05 |
| 6977. | ashish (nooobweed) | 52.97 | 98% | 2022-01-18 |
| 6978. | Novian (novian) | 52.97 | 96% | 2014-10-20 |
| 6979. | Gab (gabsnts) | 52.97 | 96% | 2022-05-10 |
| 6980. | amer (weareelectric68) | 52.97 | 93.9% | 2021-03-01 |
| 6981. | Sarah (sarah1990) | 52.97 | — | 2008-11-14 |
| 6982. | fang (fang10987) | 52.97 | 94% | 2015-07-25 |
| 6983. | Yasir (optimistic) | 52.97 | 97% | 2011-09-25 |
| 6984. | gwendolyn (geo1960) | 52.97 | 98% | 2013-01-06 |
| 6985. | Angel (anglez) | 52.96 | 94% | 2020-06-11 |
| 6986. | Bonifacijus (bonifacijus) | 52.96 | 97% | 2021-12-13 |
| 6987. | vividesh (vividesh) | 52.96 | 88% | 2011-11-14 |
| 6988. | eric (hotd) | 52.96 | — | 2009-04-30 |
| 6989. | Dmitry (dornatsky) | 52.96 | 92% | 2011-08-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |