Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21280. | MAYANK (kartosbrotherinlaw) | 66.79 | 97% | 2022-12-12 |
| 21281. | Cptmaca (cptmaca) | 66.79 | 94% | 2015-01-14 |
| 21282. | 9999410009 (vizhead) | 66.79 | — | 2009-11-13 |
| 21283. | Duc (aduc6z) | 66.79 | 97% | 2015-02-27 |
| 21284. | kuku (kungain0122) | 66.78 | 95% | 2011-11-30 |
| 21285. | Yrors (yrors) | 66.78 | 97% | 2018-02-27 |
| 21286. | Bernhard (str0hhut1) | 66.78 | 94% | 2013-02-21 |
| 21287. | sm (phattarawadeem18) | 66.78 | 92% | 2013-10-18 |
| 21288. | William (williamclegg) | 66.78 | 97% | 2022-10-25 |
| 21289. | Lucas (gaveta) | 66.78 | 97% | 2022-06-06 |
| 21290. | Ashish (ashishsawale) | 66.77 | 96% | 2014-06-02 |
| 21291. | nguyen dang (khoa19128) | 66.77 | 96% | 2016-02-29 |
| 21292. | p2nis (kys519) | 66.77 | — | 2010-04-03 |
| 21293. | Mason (masonkg) | 66.77 | 95.9% | 2021-01-29 |
| 21294. | Simon (slimsonkysreformed) | 66.77 | 95% | 2021-11-11 |
| 21295. | Devon (mediocrityatbest) | 66.77 | 95% | 2022-12-19 |
| 21296. | Christ (opposition) | 66.76 | 95% | 2014-01-03 |
| 21297. | Peter (pero_k4) | 66.76 | 94% | 2014-06-25 |
| 21298. | jcozy (jcozy) | 66.76 | 93% | 2012-04-06 |
| 21299. | Flansgorp (flansgorp) | 66.75 | 97% | 2014-08-03 |
| 21300. | Erik (eglimpse) | 66.75 | 93% | 2012-02-28 |
| 21301. | Phro (phrohlych) | 66.75 | 97% | 2015-06-04 |
| 21302. | Sharon (unidaphne) | 66.75 | 97% | 2023-10-14 |
| 21303. | dalouis77 (dalouis77) | 66.74 | — | 2011-01-30 |
| 21304. | akira (ssayat) | 66.74 | 97% | 2022-06-02 |
| 21305. | vicky singh (herevicky) | 66.74 | 100% | 2022-12-18 |
| 21306. | keyvan (fayazsoleymani) | 66.74 | 98% | 2022-01-30 |
| 21307. | Dishant (dishant_10) | 66.74 | 96% | 2023-05-02 |
| 21308. | Sazhuhy (sazhuhy) | 66.73 | 97% | 2013-03-15 |
| 21309. | Evan (zelliexhd) | 66.73 | 97.2% | 2021-02-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |