So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20300. | Maxwell (minority) | 67.73 | 95% | 2014-07-13 |
| 20301. | Ebrahim (ebrahimgouda) | 67.72 | 96% | 2023-06-25 |
| 20302. | Zulsorai (zulsorai) | 67.72 | 97% | 2022-05-05 |
| 20303. | ryleigh (thestonedpotato) | 67.72 | 96% | 2021-03-23 |
| 20304. | Freeman_c14 (freemanc14) | 67.72 | 97% | 2021-02-25 |
| 20305. | Ryan (alphatypergo) | 67.72 | 97% | 2018-07-19 |
| 20306. | Igor (igor2003) | 67.71 | 95% | 2021-12-08 |
| 20307. | Tearies (tearies) | 67.71 | 98% | 2013-08-28 |
| 20308. | Stalking (stalkingdog) | 67.71 | 94% | 2019-01-19 |
| 20309. | zz (zhyc) | 67.71 | 95% | 2013-04-16 |
| 20310. | Joe (datguy229) | 67.71 | 94% | 2015-10-07 |
| 20311. | Pid (blackpanther4289) | 67.71 | 98% | 2012-07-14 |
| 20312. | bobby (aarontiania) | 67.70 | 95% | 2023-05-25 |
| 20313. | izzy (isobelalternate) | 67.70 | 95% | 2021-05-13 |
| 20314. | Bantako (bantako) | 67.70 | 91% | 2017-01-04 |
| 20315. | Kenneth (man_child) | 67.70 | 97% | 2019-06-27 |
| 20316. | Lucas (opoutinechooo) | 67.69 | 96% | 2021-05-06 |
| 20317. | joshi (jehoshuah) | 67.69 | 92% | 2016-11-21 |
| 20318. | Khoa (anhkhoa_lpt) | 67.69 | 91% | 2014-04-03 |
| 20319. | Claude (claudelf) | 67.69 | 99% | 2019-11-26 |
| 20320. | WSOR (fokeu) | 67.69 | 94% | 2021-03-30 |
| 20321. | Ron (ronski_2468) | 67.69 | 94% | 2020-01-21 |
| 20322. | Angela (daan0402) | 67.69 | 99% | 2013-11-19 |
| 20323. | Vrexu (vrexo) | 67.69 | 95% | 2012-11-27 |
| 20324. | nf (ssakcik) | 67.69 | — | 2010-08-20 |
| 20325. | Paco (frinciano) | 67.69 | — | 2010-01-29 |
| 20326. | Mario (siftage) | 67.68 | 95% | 2023-05-26 |
| 20327. | drew (drewg2009) | 67.68 | 93% | 2015-09-16 |
| 20328. | Lisa (lisamoose) | 67.68 | 96% | 2021-01-27 |
| 20329. | Richard (sthawkward) | 67.68 | 97% | 2014-08-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |