The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20599. | annanas (attackland) | 74.04 | 95.6% | 2025-01-10 |
| 20600. | lekshuu (lekshuu) | 74.04 | 97% | 2023-02-02 |
| 20601. | kyle (miamisideburns) | 74.04 | 97% | 2025-07-12 |
| 20602. | Bruno (brunoooo) | 74.04 | 91% | 2011-12-26 |
| 20603. | Hussar (hussarregimeny) | 74.03 | 97% | 2025-03-31 |
| 20604. | Blitzgate (blitzgate) | 74.03 | 96% | 2025-06-10 |
| 20605. | Basil Al Khaldi (bess_3) | 74.03 | 95% | 2025-08-21 |
| 20606. | Neyool (neyool) | 74.03 | 99% | 2025-04-24 |
| 20607. | abby roy (aroy) | 74.03 | 97.7% | 2024-12-23 |
| 20608. | Noah Hendricks (vxzrieplays) | 74.03 | 97% | 2024-08-28 |
| 20609. | Tommy (thebauffs) | 74.03 | 97% | 2024-07-01 |
| 20610. | qfred (qfred) | 74.03 | 96.7% | 2024-01-24 |
| 20611. | Emery (euhlig) | 74.03 | 97.6% | 2021-02-14 |
| 20612. | dav (dgal) | 74.03 | 96% | 2018-10-02 |
| 20613. | Justin (justinianwonton) | 74.03 | 96% | 2012-10-10 |
| 20614. | Bryan (bryanoncolemak) | 74.03 | 92% | 2016-09-23 |
| 20615. | wanda (candrino) | 74.02 | 96.5% | 2024-11-12 |
| 20616. | gooddays (gooddays) | 74.02 | 96% | 2025-04-14 |
| 20617. | Tempest (tempest001) | 74.02 | 97% | 2025-05-24 |
| 20618. | Karll (karll_k) | 74.02 | 93% | 2016-11-27 |
| 20619. | Eric (mainsterr) | 74.02 | 96% | 2024-01-22 |
| 20620. | Cool (creepycumber) | 74.02 | 97% | 2021-08-17 |
| 20621. | CHH-andrew (openglut) | 74.02 | 95% | 2011-11-08 |
| 20622. | Cătălin ---- music_catali... | 74.02 | 99% | 2013-06-03 |
| 20623. | Caden (calt16) | 74.01 | 99% | 2025-02-28 |
| 20624. | Mooch (moochimooch) | 74.01 | 93% | 2015-02-20 |
| 20625. | Minnie (minniemouselondon) | 74.01 | 98% | 2021-10-09 |
| 20626. | Mobin (mobiin) | 74.01 | 98.3% | 2023-11-14 |
| 20627. | JOALRO (joalr_o89) | 74.01 | 95.8% | 2024-04-02 |
| 20628. | saken (saken_mx) | 74.01 | 92% | 2014-12-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |