The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8998. | David (pasta_whee) | 91.09 | 95% | 2015-06-24 |
| 8999. | Satwik (satwik2708) | 91.08 | 98% | 2021-11-22 |
| 9000. | Quintino (quintino123) | 91.08 | 99% | 2020-12-31 |
| 9001. | Thomas (jukeno) | 91.08 | 90% | 2013-04-14 |
| 9002. | scott (skilledscott) | 91.08 | 98% | 2018-01-19 |
| 9003. | Jericho (joemamasucksballr) | 91.07 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
| 9004. | girl love my finger (chris_... | 91.07 | 96.8% | 2023-07-25 |
| 9005. | Mollany (scarlet35) | 91.07 | 96% | 2019-01-18 |
| 9006. | netty (breadwitch) | 91.07 | 97% | 2022-04-08 |
| 9007. | BosslOL (midgetfap) | 91.07 | 95% | 2013-01-26 |
| 9008. | ✔️▄◘🚀!new_luca@y... | 91.07 | 95% | 2012-01-04 |
| 9009. | Ariston (stoner_222) | 91.06 | 96% | 2023-03-10 |
| 9010. | Kris (tehchrz) | 91.06 | 94% | 2012-01-13 |
| 9011. | garv (wrosttyper) | 91.04 | 99% | 2020-03-27 |
| 9012. | little (little_hero) | 91.04 | 97% | 2020-11-20 |
| 9013. | Mateusz (madmattor) | 91.04 | — | 2009-01-03 |
| 9014. | Luka (callugolf) | 91.03 | 96% | 2022-12-29 |
| 9015. | Alicia (thereyougo153) | 91.03 | 95% | 2015-06-11 |
| 9016. | B (shepherd001) | 91.03 | 98% | 2018-11-23 |
| 9017. | peckcs (opecks) | 91.03 | 97% | 2022-12-25 |
| 9018. | Kyaira (kyaira) | 91.03 | — | 2008-08-25 |
| 9019. | John (tehashun) | 91.02 | 95% | 2014-02-07 |
| 9020. | Ape (apegod) | 91.02 | 97% | 2022-06-19 |
| 9021. | a (asylos) | 91.02 | 95% | 2023-02-06 |
| 9022. | Abuumin (zemonix) | 91.02 | 95% | 2017-11-04 |
| 9023. | nemasu (nemasu) | 91.02 | 96% | 2014-02-24 |
| 9024. | Tiffany (tiffany) | 91.02 | — | 2008-08-19 |
| 9025. | Austin (thespasticsurgeon) | 91.01 | 98% | 2016-04-28 |
| 9026. | sarah (sarah23) | 91.01 | — | 2010-11-15 |
| 9027. | Spider-Man (spidermanmk2) | 91.00 | 96% | 2019-07-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |