So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25115. | (urhg66) | 59.86 | 93% | 2018-02-15 |
| 25116. | (erfaw) | 59.86 | — | 2011-01-25 |
| 25117. | (awsomesausage) | 59.86 | 95% | 2012-02-25 |
| 25118. | (arunnari) | 59.86 | 92% | 2015-02-13 |
| 25119. | (musharaf35) | 59.85 | 96% | 2022-05-27 |
| 25120. | waifu (helpme_pls) | 59.85 | 97% | 2021-09-18 |
| 25121. | sam (tysamallyson) | 59.85 | 96% | 2020-04-06 |
| 25122. | (york) | 59.85 | — | 2009-02-15 |
| 25123. | Rajesh (rajeshsharma) | 59.85 | 96% | 2017-01-25 |
| 25124. | (yakoubhachimi) | 59.85 | 90% | 2014-07-21 |
| 25125. | ElienaiBH (elienai) | 59.85 | 94% | 2015-03-12 |
| 25126. | ankit (ank_08) | 59.85 | — | 2010-10-01 |
| 25127. | (jguico12) | 59.84 | 97% | 2023-04-13 |
| 25128. | (shameldiesel) | 59.84 | 95% | 2013-06-29 |
| 25129. | Lachlan (toomenvy) | 59.84 | 90% | 2014-08-12 |
| 25130. | (sanya123) | 59.84 | 96% | 2018-03-26 |
| 25131. | Eric (aerran) | 59.83 | 95% | 2017-02-08 |
| 25132. | (daken_guy) | 59.83 | 94% | 2022-11-13 |
| 25133. | Don Kaboul (gabbaryamdak) | 59.83 | 96% | 2019-04-09 |
| 25134. | (commandeaw) | 59.83 | 94% | 2012-10-03 |
| 25135. | IG @soyalexemalo (papialex) | 59.83 | 95% | 2022-09-22 |
| 25136. | 利哥 (xusicool) | 59.83 | — | 2010-03-12 |
| 25137. | OP Dango (op_dango) | 59.83 | 87% | 2014-12-14 |
| 25138. | (scs_85) | 59.82 | — | 2011-02-02 |
| 25139. | (kenkodstark) | 59.82 | 98% | 2021-08-20 |
| 25140. | (exploit) | 59.82 | — | 2009-06-03 |
| 25141. | (anony) | 59.82 | 95% | 2011-09-04 |
| 25142. | (hamstared) | 59.81 | 94% | 2019-05-09 |
| 25143. | Carlos (motumbo) | 59.81 | 94% | 2011-09-19 |
| 25144. | (emield) | 59.81 | 97% | 2022-03-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |