So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9673. | Yzmael (yzmael156) | 86.40 | 97% | 2022-12-14 |
| 9674. | Dylan (dylansnyder97) | 86.40 | 96% | 2016-10-20 |
| 9675. | farm (amphiptere) | 86.39 | 99% | 2023-08-28 |
| 9676. | Zak (zakaizen) | 86.39 | 97% | 2019-05-28 |
| 9677. | nassi (l4htaaja) | 86.39 | 95% | 2016-02-25 |
| 9678. | Rachel (warm_diarrhea) | 86.39 | — | 2009-02-13 |
| 9679. | o (seticl) | 86.38 | 96% | 2019-09-23 |
| 9680. | Adam (adamcapo) | 86.38 | — | 2009-03-30 |
| 9681. | midtrac (midtrac) | 86.37 | 97% | 2022-12-07 |
| 9682. | Abdriano (abdrian0) | 86.37 | 96% | 2023-03-04 |
| 9683. | name999 (name_999) | 86.37 | 97% | 2021-01-03 |
| 9684. | Kevin (soccerkevin11) | 86.37 | 94% | 2013-07-24 |
| 9685. | \ (wozby) | 86.37 | 96% | 2014-04-25 |
| 9686. | Queen (queen_charmin) | 86.37 | 92% | 2015-08-22 |
| 9687. | Jack (iviagicjack) | 86.37 | 98% | 2014-04-29 |
| 9688. | Jester (cypher26) | 86.37 | 92% | 2016-04-11 |
| 9689. | Lauto (fuji_puji) | 86.36 | 98% | 2020-02-15 |
| 9690. | Primaski (primaltare) | 86.36 | 94% | 2016-04-14 |
| 9691. | Mico (oopswoops) | 86.36 | 98% | 2023-01-16 |
| 9692. | Brisco County (briscocounty) | 86.36 | — | 2009-03-26 |
| 9693. | Playm4ker (playm4ker) | 86.35 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
| 9694. | samuel (samuelhalim12) | 86.35 | 98% | 2020-12-29 |
| 9695. | Jordan (jagmasta259) | 86.35 | 96% | 2021-07-05 |
| 9696. | inlaidwater (inlaidwater) | 86.35 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
| 9697. | Josh (itztaayoooo) | 86.35 | 90% | 2015-05-29 |
| 9698. | Kimberly (kimberlynf) | 86.35 | 99% | 2017-12-01 |
| 9699. | craig (2c2c) | 86.35 | 95% | 2013-04-12 |
| 9700. | Dziobak (dziobak) | 86.34 | 95% | 2022-01-19 |
| 9701. | Cassy (cassy227) | 86.34 | 98.2% | 2021-02-12 |
| 9702. | adam (ez11) | 86.34 | 94% | 2012-10-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |