Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10486. | Andrea (phantom_shogun) | 79.49 | 95% | 2023-09-15 |
| 10487. | NahI'dType (naidtype) | 79.49 | 97% | 2025-01-02 |
| 10488. | Sophia (sun85) | 79.49 | 97% | 2023-06-01 |
| 10489. | Zomper (zomper) | 79.49 | 96% | 2023-04-11 |
| 10490. | Noah (nocorunning) | 79.48 | 98% | 2022-12-23 |
| 10491. | Michael (mish1) | 79.48 | 95% | 2020-05-09 |
| 10492. | TBUk (thebombuknow) | 79.48 | 95% | 2023-03-08 |
| 10493. | Co (covivi) | 79.48 | 95.1% | 2021-02-24 |
| 10494. | russell (russellchan) | 79.47 | 98% | 2025-08-14 |
| 10495. | donquixote (radio_knife) | 79.47 | 97% | 2020-12-04 |
| 10496. | William James Sidis (willia... | 79.47 | 99% | 2024-06-21 |
| 10497. | M. Sohaib Khan (lazy_typist) | 79.46 | 97% | 2023-06-17 |
| 10498. | miko (mikesxan) | 79.46 | 95% | 2021-09-15 |
| 10499. | Flaewl3ss (flaewl3ss) | 79.45 | 96% | 2026-03-18 |
| 10500. | Johnnyphan2009 (johnnyphan) | 79.45 | 98% | 2021-09-09 |
| 10501. | Zulsorai (zulsorai) | 79.45 | 97% | 2021-05-28 |
| 10502. | Norman (oomenacka) | 79.44 | 97.6% | 2023-07-21 |
| 10503. | Joe (peter__griffin) | 79.44 | 97% | 2021-04-24 |
| 10504. | Michael (bluejay8765) | 79.44 | 96% | 2022-02-05 |
| 10505. | ✨✨✨ (emp_t) | 79.43 | 96% | 2020-10-13 |
| 10506. | Noah (noah187) | 79.43 | 98% | 2021-01-25 |
| 10507. | Jonathan (fonsdal) | 79.42 | 97% | 2021-11-25 |
| 10508. | Henrricos (henrricos) | 79.42 | 96.9% | 2021-02-03 |
| 10509. | Bob (rando3691) | 79.42 | 97% | 2020-08-06 |
| 10510. | James (roguehamster2073) | 79.42 | 97% | 2023-09-26 |
| 10511. | Ashkan (ashkanmahdavi65) | 79.42 | 97% | 2021-06-01 |
| 10512. | Yves (yclaguisma) | 79.41 | 98% | 2022-11-22 |
| 10513. | TOH (tohjh) | 79.41 | 97% | 2021-07-31 |
| 10514. | bamboojinn (bamboojinn) | 79.40 | 98% | 2022-10-26 |
| 10515. | drenchedinsweat (bareagua) | 79.40 | 98.1% | 2023-07-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |