Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9932. | JUSJUSJUS (justinlaw) | 86.07 | 93% | 2015-03-07 |
| 9933. | Katappa (sim007) | 86.07 | 97% | 2021-12-31 |
| 9934. | Mouldy (mouldy44) | 86.07 | 97% | 2016-07-27 |
| 9935. | David (higginshere) | 86.07 | 95% | 2012-10-06 |
| 9936. | Monte Carlo (polishtyper) | 86.06 | 95% | 2015-06-22 |
| 9937. | Eastsky712 (eastsky712) | 86.06 | 97% | 2023-03-04 |
| 9938. | xd (znykerz) | 86.06 | 97% | 2022-05-18 |
| 9939. | Chad (chadkouse) | 86.06 | 91% | 2015-03-23 |
| 9940. | Colten (appathajuggalo) | 86.05 | 95% | 2012-03-09 |
| 9941. | Jared (jnishika) | 86.05 | 91% | 2014-02-23 |
| 9942. | Phryxam (phryxam) | 86.04 | 91% | 2016-02-12 |
| 9943. | Kelley (pomona) | 86.04 | 97% | 2011-09-11 |
| 9944. | Ohm (ohmstar123) | 86.04 | 98% | 2022-04-05 |
| 9945. | Valentina (genericwhitemale) | 86.04 | 95% | 2022-08-11 |
| 9946. | Jordan (methodd) | 86.04 | 92% | 2014-01-13 |
| 9947. | Mordraug (mordraug) | 86.04 | 94% | 2016-08-29 |
| 9948. | tome (tome_narubi) | 86.03 | 98% | 2018-10-05 |
| 9949. | Toraneko (ookamicat) | 86.03 | 96% | 2016-02-23 |
| 9950. | Gregory (azndota) | 86.03 | 97% | 2017-01-19 |
| 9951. | L33T (01l33t) | 86.03 | 97.5% | 2023-10-23 |
| 9952. | Mark (olsmiff62) | 86.03 | — | 2011-02-09 |
| 9953. | learn corne (tomgroenwoldt) | 86.03 | 99% | 2022-05-04 |
| 9954. | sohel (sohelahmed) | 86.02 | 98% | 2012-02-08 |
| 9955. | foo (fool96) | 86.02 | 97% | 2022-11-24 |
| 9956. | Bryan (bmoney217) | 86.02 | 99% | 2023-06-26 |
| 9957. | Kodagraph (halfingr) | 86.01 | 96% | 2016-12-16 |
| 9958. | Andrew (akarzel) | 86.01 | 95% | 2013-01-12 |
| 9959. | Alyce (alyce) | 86.01 | — | 2009-03-14 |
| 9960. | shooz12 (shooz12) | 86.01 | 92% | 2014-05-06 |
| 9961. | Sh.t (crackracer) | 86.00 | 93% | 2013-11-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |