As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18692. | reading (readinggaol) | 64.63 | 96% | 2022-04-07 |
| 18693. | Innocent (saquelain) | 64.63 | 95% | 2022-10-09 |
| 18694. | Sam (samy321) | 64.63 | 94% | 2016-12-15 |
| 18695. | Marius (darkmarox) | 64.62 | 96% | 2021-11-18 |
| 18696. | Slayer (ritik_singh) | 64.62 | 96% | 2023-02-07 |
| 18697. | Ankit (ankitjat) | 64.62 | 96.9% | 2023-09-03 |
| 18698. | tstats[driftveil] (driftveil) | 64.62 | 97% | 2021-03-26 |
| 18699. | Abdul (ar_477) | 64.62 | 98% | 2020-04-14 |
| 18700. | Daniel (dmmj) | 64.62 | 94% | 2019-08-17 |
| 18701. | Varenuk (varenuk) | 64.62 | 96% | 2021-06-02 |
| 18702. | roflzord (neraa) | 64.62 | 95% | 2015-07-23 |
| 18703. | HMZ (hmz114) | 64.61 | 97% | 2025-12-25 |
| 18704. | Gurvir (gurvirsasan) | 64.61 | 95% | 2019-10-15 |
| 18705. | Jasmin (jae1287) | 64.61 | 94% | 2017-11-29 |
| 18706. | スヌープ (snoopdog69) | 64.61 | 91% | 2016-05-24 |
| 18707. | Gerhard (gkuschnik) | 64.61 | 97% | 2018-07-24 |
| 18708. | Sarang (ultra_penguin) | 64.60 | 93% | 2015-04-26 |
| 18709. | TOTC (take_on_the_challenge) | 64.60 | 95% | 2022-05-14 |
| 18710. | big (bigbuddha) | 64.60 | 96% | 2021-01-24 |
| 18711. | going_for_80 (jolosol) | 64.60 | 99% | 2020-08-30 |
| 18712. | OnOffSwitch (onoffswitch) | 64.60 | 93% | 2017-03-30 |
| 18713. | aadrm (aadrm) | 64.60 | 98% | 2018-05-27 |
| 18714. | Yoku (yoku) | 64.60 | 92% | 2017-01-31 |
| 18715. | Tuan Tran Anh (kidji8) | 64.60 | 94% | 2016-02-01 |
| 18716. | Moe (moeb1us) | 64.59 | 94% | 2021-08-26 |
| 18717. | Vladislav (johnsonkh96) | 64.59 | 95% | 2020-02-25 |
| 18718. | Jesse (solidstatebeef) | 64.59 | 97% | 2022-08-18 |
| 18719. | Believe you can (isndi) | 64.58 | 96.9% | 2023-09-12 |
| 18720. | Anhthu (123panthu) | 64.58 | 95% | 2021-01-07 |
| 18721. | Kuaz (qaz855175b) | 64.58 | 96% | 2023-01-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |