To some, the rules of etiquette may seem outdated, stuffy and unnecessary, but the fact remains that they serve as a sort of social weed-whacker eliminating unsavory growths from popping up in the world's finer gardens. The truth is that first impressions are usually lasting ones, and a bad first impression can sometimes be insurmountable.
—from The Metrosexual Guide to Style: A Handbook for the Modern Man, a book by Michael Flocker
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8918. | Dizzy (mizdiz) | 95.47 | 96% | 2016-06-22 |
| 8919. | Daniel (dbinette03) | 95.47 | 98% | 2025-09-26 |
| 8920. | Markus (markustelser) | 95.47 | 98% | 2022-11-06 |
| 8921. | quipo (quipo) | 95.47 | 97% | 2019-01-18 |
| 8922. | Tuzki (tuzki) | 95.46 | 95% | 2026-05-10 |
| 8923. | Linzi (towhentfor) | 95.46 | 99% | 2025-06-29 |
| 8924. | Kevin (arcticwind) | 95.46 | 97% | 2013-10-30 |
| 8925. | Kappa (miffle) | 95.46 | 94% | 2015-09-09 |
| 8926. | InsaneBiff (insanebiff) | 95.46 | 96% | 2016-06-11 |
| 8927. | Barnacules (barnacules) | 95.46 | 95% | 2012-11-09 |
| 8928. | Wilson (scottishdrunkard) | 95.45 | 98% | 2021-10-11 |
| 8929. | Evan (evang12) | 95.45 | 97% | 2021-09-04 |
| 8930. | Andrew (kirbyslayer) | 95.45 | 98% | 2012-06-23 |
| 8931. | E (norcalvb) | 95.45 | — | 2010-09-21 |
| 8932. | good story bro (pick6) | 95.45 | 97% | 2013-06-23 |
| 8933. | Suresh (sarihaddu) | 95.45 | 93% | 2014-12-23 |
| 8934. | radish (onlyradish) | 95.44 | 98% | 2021-11-20 |
| 8935. | boop (maxicarlos08) | 95.44 | 97% | 2025-08-28 |
| 8936. | darius (dxriuzs) | 95.44 | 97% | 2021-08-29 |
| 8937. | Sebastian (sebpapa) | 95.44 | 97% | 2021-12-23 |
| 8938. | en passant (salamiinyourmommi) | 95.44 | 96% | 2023-02-07 |
| 8939. | hello (imfeelingunlucky) | 95.43 | 97% | 2025-07-20 |
| 8940. | 12region (bikg) | 95.43 | 97.1% | 2024-04-29 |
| 8941. | Ryan (ryryangel) | 95.43 | 96% | 2020-10-29 |
| 8942. | (carrot_) | 95.43 | 96% | 2020-04-06 |
| 8943. | Alex (youareslow) | 95.43 | 93% | 2013-09-12 |
| 8944. | Arg (babyursa) | 95.43 | 98% | 2014-11-29 |
| 8945. | K (mosspath16) | 95.42 | 96.6% | 2023-07-14 |
| 8946. | Sean (wingless8ird) | 95.42 | 97% | 2023-01-17 |
| 8947. | temp23178946 (previouslol) | 95.42 | 94% | 2025-10-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 136,913 | 74.17 | August 20, 2009 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 75.37 | April 1, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 13 | 48.91 | February 3, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 8 | 67.66 | January 29, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 73.09 | October 8, 2021 |