We generally concur that "men" such as a cow, a turkey, a frog, and a fish all possess some spark of consciousness, some kind of primitive "soul" but by God, it's a good deal smaller than ours is - and that, no more and no less, is why we "men" feel that we have the perfect right to extinguish the dim lights in the heads of these fractionally-souled beasts and to gobble down their once warm and wiggling, now chilled and stilled protoplasm with limitless gusto, and not feel a trace of guilt while doing so.
—from Gödel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid, a book by Douglas Hofstadter
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1989. | coolmans250 (coolmans250) | 83.55 | 97% | 2020-08-11 |
| 1990. | Vincent (laitsky) | 83.54 | 96% | 2018-09-13 |
| 1991. | Micah (micahmoose) | 83.52 | 98% | 2018-01-29 |
| 1992. | Nocturnal_Tofu (entity_01) | 83.52 | 97% | 2018-07-25 |
| 1993. | Natapon (tetracarboxylic) | 83.52 | 99% | 2018-09-24 |
| 1994. | Sweet Wort (sweetwort) | 83.51 | 98% | 2020-09-21 |
| 1995. | blast (blastoff15) | 83.51 | 99% | 2019-07-26 |
| 1996. | SwissMade (swissmade122) | 83.49 | 97% | 2020-06-29 |
| 1997. | Chester (chestereel) | 83.48 | 97% | 2020-08-15 |
| 1998. | Ronald (ron777) | 83.48 | 98% | 2019-03-20 |
| 1999. | Icecuber (icecuber) | 83.47 | 98% | 2018-05-04 |
| 2000. | kaworu (mekaworu) | 83.47 | 99% | 2020-10-08 |
| 2001. | Helmut (helmutlang) | 83.46 | 98% | 2019-02-21 |
| 2002. | Julius (kibartas) | 83.42 | 98% | 2020-01-07 |
| 2003. | Muhammad Iqbal (mitiqi) | 83.42 | 98% | 2017-12-25 |
| 2004. | Paul (soonersfan6) | 83.40 | 98% | 2018-05-09 |
| 2005. | Only One (only_one_left) | 83.39 | 95% | 2019-08-14 |
| 2006. | Katie (kantielope) | 83.37 | 96% | 2019-06-27 |
| 2007. | James (13jbrooks) | 83.36 | 97% | 2020-08-16 |
| 2008. | Naba (naba0224) | 83.35 | 97% | 2020-01-15 |
| 2009. | Markus (mkh90) | 83.32 | 97% | 2020-02-29 |
| 2010. | David (dave_em) | 83.30 | 99% | 2019-02-18 |
| 2011. | Taplur (taplur) | 83.29 | 96% | 2018-03-24 |
| 2012. | Doiv (doiv23) | 83.29 | 97% | 2020-11-12 |
| 2013. | John (rileytolentino13) | 83.29 | 98% | 2019-05-02 |
| 2014. | John (tapiaa) | 83.28 | 97% | 2019-09-03 |
| 2015. | TsarNicholasII (tsarnichola... | 83.27 | 96% | 2019-08-31 |
| 2016. | J0hn (johnjonez23) | 83.23 | 98% | 2020-02-13 |
| 2017. | Gjuro (gjuro_eng_key) | 83.22 | 97% | 2019-11-02 |
| 2018. | Rev (rev_) | 83.22 | 97% | 2019-12-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,037 | 84.28 | July 25, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 7 | 80.61 | February 4, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 6 | 119.31 | January 4, 2019 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 4 | 117.33 | March 25, 2017 |