And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10682. | Rob (robear72) | 96.49 | 99% | 2019-07-16 |
| 10683. | Evils (evils_dvorak) | 96.49 | 99% | 2016-01-31 |
| 10684. | J (huntnpek) | 96.49 | — | 2010-04-14 |
| 10685. | Den (dennislai222) | 96.48 | 97% | 2019-08-15 |
| 10686. | Jay (aasiaat) | 96.48 | 98% | 2022-11-06 |
| 10687. | Scolexis (scolexis) | 96.48 | 93% | 2014-03-05 |
| 10688. | Ivan (ivantse) | 96.47 | 98% | 2020-03-30 |
| 10689. | Tay (abacadaea) | 96.47 | 97% | 2013-09-06 |
| 10690. | Annie (anniegeorge) | 96.47 | 95% | 2014-12-10 |
| 10691. | Blake (blaketflip) | 96.47 | 97% | 2017-03-03 |
| 10692. | swordbeard (swordbeard) | 96.47 | 98% | 2013-09-20 |
| 10693. | Josh (dpjoshy) | 96.47 | 97% | 2021-01-29 |
| 10694. | Zevi (zevie) | 96.46 | 94% | 2014-08-29 |
| 10695. | su (susuhiepsi) | 96.46 | — | 2010-05-04 |
| 10696. | Mat-Eo (mat_eo) | 96.46 | 97% | 2012-04-17 |
| 10697. | random (randomasdf97) | 96.46 | 96% | 2015-04-17 |
| 10698. | totnamjoon (off_the_page) | 96.45 | 99% | 2015-04-10 |
| 10699. | Vishal (v_pandit) | 96.45 | 96% | 2011-12-06 |
| 10700. | Only One (only_one_left) | 96.45 | 97% | 2022-11-24 |
| 10701. | Savannah (savannahmoore) | 96.45 | 93% | 2016-09-16 |
| 10702. | Chao (cqsheng) | 96.45 | 96% | 2013-07-24 |
| 10703. | monkaS (rikio) | 96.44 | 97% | 2018-03-26 |
| 10704. | Emanuel (aquaregia) | 96.44 | — | 2010-08-02 |
| 10705. | goofy (goofyahh_1) | 96.44 | 96% | 2023-04-14 |
| 10706. | Vincenzo (chlapcek21) | 96.43 | 96% | 2021-06-27 |
| 10707. | Jay (jjsplaness) | 96.43 | 93% | 2014-05-27 |
| 10708. | Tim (tim28) | 96.43 | 98% | 2019-02-05 |
| 10709. | Propermunch (propermunch) | 96.43 | 99% | 2018-08-23 |
| 10710. | James (billybreathe5) | 96.42 | 98% | 2016-02-05 |
| 10711. | veirt (exlog) | 96.42 | 96% | 2021-03-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |