The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19905. | Andrei (aandreixon_dvorak) | 72.32 | 96% | 2023-01-15 |
| 19906. | Jared (willetsjared) | 72.32 | 96% | 2022-01-12 |
| 19907. | Shirou (ness_20xx) | 72.32 | 95% | 2018-12-08 |
| 19908. | matt (matte) | 72.32 | — | 2010-02-03 |
| 19909. | Oliver (ollie6286) | 72.31 | 87% | 2014-07-30 |
| 19910. | RAAM (raam_d_prince) | 72.31 | 98% | 2021-09-06 |
| 19911. | Melisa (colorsunimaginable) | 72.31 | 97.7% | 2023-10-01 |
| 19912. | Rachelle (persimmon) | 72.31 | 95% | 2015-12-24 |
| 19913. | Jason (vuwij) | 72.31 | 95% | 2012-12-09 |
| 19914. | Mister (ukuleleboy) | 72.31 | — | 2011-03-10 |
| 19915. | Harshal (4hp007) | 72.30 | 99% | 2023-02-20 |
| 19916. | Sean (seanmeister) | 72.30 | 95% | 2018-05-10 |
| 19917. | Big (bnechlani09) | 72.30 | 96% | 2022-10-22 |
| 19918. | WhaLeS (_whal3s) | 72.30 | 96% | 2020-09-10 |
| 19919. | Emre (jonstewart) | 72.30 | — | 2009-06-21 |
| 19920. | connor (i_cant_do_this) | 72.30 | 96% | 2015-07-30 |
| 19921. | Christian (only5wpm) | 72.29 | 96% | 2023-08-12 |
| 19922. | Chris (chris_p) | 72.29 | 98% | 2023-03-30 |
| 19923. | jacktheboy211 (jacktheboy211) | 72.29 | 97% | 2020-03-31 |
| 19924. | Joey (joeyp123) | 72.29 | 96% | 2021-11-24 |
| 19925. | yut (yutszk) | 72.29 | 95% | 2012-05-04 |
| 19926. | Kaylie (suettt) | 72.29 | 93% | 2014-06-04 |
| 19927. | Asif (loove) | 72.29 | 97% | 2014-05-08 |
| 19928. | b (byron911) | 72.28 | 97% | 2019-08-15 |
| 19929. | Colonel Apple (colonel_apple) | 72.28 | 97.4% | 2023-10-13 |
| 19930. | g (siden) | 72.28 | 94% | 2012-12-08 |
| 19931. | Will (willypilly00) | 72.28 | 96% | 2022-04-15 |
| 19932. | guest (ks3rr) | 72.28 | 97% | 2023-03-08 |
| 19933. | Cola (xelo20) | 72.28 | — | 2011-05-02 |
| 19934. | Kalin (jinxdroid) | 72.28 | 97% | 2017-11-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |