So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14404. | Kendra (kendibean) | 77.54 | — | 2009-09-03 |
| 14405. | Wroom (a_a_a) | 77.54 | 96% | 2013-11-26 |
| 14406. | Anders (andersgamer15) | 77.54 | — | 2010-08-15 |
| 14407. | MBU 2092 (saga) | 77.54 | — | 2010-04-09 |
| 14408. | Ristache (mklol) | 77.53 | 93% | 2014-01-30 |
| 14409. | Abel (aebkea) | 77.52 | 95% | 2016-09-11 |
| 14410. | iluvv (iluvv) | 77.52 | 96% | 2021-01-12 |
| 14411. | fyda was here (cthuihu) | 77.52 | 95% | 2018-03-29 |
| 14412. | Daniel (fragil1ty) | 77.51 | 89% | 2016-08-13 |
| 14413. | Projoe (vildern) | 77.51 | 96% | 2013-05-29 |
| 14414. | Dinkin (blindguy_mcsqueezy) | 77.50 | 97% | 2023-03-14 |
| 14415. | Justin (ustinj) | 77.50 | 98% | 2021-10-04 |
| 14416. | Sam (samad_) | 77.50 | 96% | 2022-10-25 |
| 14417. | Qi (whathaha) | 77.50 | 96% | 2020-09-23 |
| 14418. | denny (eternal07) | 77.50 | 97% | 2011-11-11 |
| 14419. | mczerwi (mczerwi) | 77.50 | 95% | 2015-04-18 |
| 14420. | Ba (rodgzilla) | 77.49 | 96% | 2016-12-03 |
| 14421. | Miloš (br4nk) | 77.49 | 97% | 2023-03-25 |
| 14422. | onion (onion_bread) | 77.49 | 96% | 2023-04-21 |
| 14423. | Leonid (leonid) | 77.49 | 94% | 2012-08-21 |
| 14424. | Zachary (zacn01) | 77.49 | 97% | 2018-09-12 |
| 14425. | Caroline (caroline_sln) | 77.49 | 91% | 2014-12-23 |
| 14426. | Akagami (terror33) | 77.49 | 98% | 2015-12-04 |
| 14427. | Nexinion (nexinion) | 77.48 | 95% | 2021-03-05 |
| 14428. | Paxton (pswongaa) | 77.48 | 99% | 2023-09-09 |
| 14429. | (aus10_) | 77.47 | 95% | 2020-09-30 |
| 14430. | Stacy (carz7228) | 77.47 | 97% | 2022-04-15 |
| 14431. | Theologos (sosonis) | 77.47 | 94% | 2014-02-06 |
| 14432. | OAYCG22 (oaycg22) | 77.47 | 91% | 2014-04-06 |
| 14433. | Haris (polystyrene) | 77.47 | 94% | 2013-09-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |