Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3991. | I12 (inot12) | 65.62 | 96% | 2019-09-16 |
| 3992. | Esman (hedwyn_the_nomad) | 65.60 | 96% | 2020-12-08 |
| 3993. | Alex (_alwang_) | 65.59 | 97% | 2020-05-12 |
| 3994. | Roland (radambc) | 65.56 | 97% | 2018-07-25 |
| 3995. | Peter (slangekop66) | 65.56 | 95% | 2020-11-24 |
| 3996. | James (jpnjpn6) | 65.55 | 95% | 2020-10-07 |
| 3997. | Eugenio (eugenioleal) | 65.52 | 98% | 2018-09-17 |
| 3998. | Daniel (seymour_buttz) | 65.49 | 95% | 2020-10-15 |
| 3999. | Pete (pete2015) | 65.48 | 98% | 2018-10-18 |
| 4000. | ResidentSleeper (riggedorama) | 65.47 | 93% | 2019-05-02 |
| 4001. | lelgetrekt (lelgetrekt) | 65.45 | 98% | 2020-11-12 |
| 4002. | danymanny (danymanny) | 65.45 | 95% | 2018-02-23 |
| 4003. | sami (sami66) | 65.44 | 98% | 2019-04-14 |
| 4004. | Echo (echo316) | 65.43 | 95% | 2018-12-21 |
| 4005. | Ping (pinglam101) | 65.43 | 94% | 2019-01-17 |
| 4006. | Jaskirat (jaskirat1) | 65.41 | 98% | 2019-03-16 |
| 4007. | ᕙ(˵ ಠ ਊ ಠ ˵)ᕗ (... | 65.39 | 96% | 2020-10-23 |
| 4008. | Erik (onezero_) | 65.39 | 98% | 2020-03-18 |
| 4009. | Adrian (adriank1991) | 65.38 | 98% | 2020-03-31 |
| 4010. | Mitchell (mbb3mitch) | 65.37 | 98% | 2018-08-07 |
| 4011. | Rafa (rafael1548) | 65.36 | 96% | 2020-05-25 |
| 4012. | Zupken (zupken) | 65.34 | 97% | 2019-01-15 |
| 4013. | Nicholas (t0903591) | 65.33 | 94% | 2020-08-20 |
| 4014. | Shar (sharburrus) | 65.33 | 98% | 2018-10-24 |
| 4015. | Erfan (erfan_feili) | 65.32 | 95% | 2020-10-03 |
| 4016. | sdfas (monissinom) | 65.31 | 96% | 2020-11-08 |
| 4017. | Gurvir (gurvirsasan) | 65.28 | 93% | 2019-10-16 |
| 4018. | TooMuchLag (typer4261) | 65.28 | 96% | 2020-12-07 |
| 4019. | Jaimie (kishorer0ck) | 65.27 | 95% | 2019-02-02 |
| 4020. | Cooper (cooperlouth90) | 65.27 | 95% | 2018-11-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |