Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2956. | Isaac (dolemitesundae) | 75.68 | 98% | 2019-01-03 |
| 2957. | Isaac (isaac2001) | 75.67 | 98% | 2019-03-01 |
| 2958. | Mary (mborr) | 75.66 | 98% | 2018-12-27 |
| 2959. | Tareque Hasan (tahsin24) | 75.66 | 98% | 2019-03-17 |
| 2960. | jessica (holowaifu) | 75.65 | 96% | 2019-09-09 |
| 2961. | Duke (dukemagnum) | 75.63 | 96% | 2020-03-12 |
| 2962. | Antti (moottorisorsa) | 75.62 | 96% | 2020-08-28 |
| 2963. | iCry (icry) | 75.61 | 97% | 2019-11-20 |
| 2964. | Thomas (thomas70) | 75.59 | 99% | 2019-04-19 |
| 2965. | Hugh Janus (chrispoulos) | 75.58 | 98% | 2020-11-19 |
| 2966. | Pol (gonfreecs99) | 75.58 | 97% | 2020-11-05 |
| 2967. | Support israel (mukeshyadav) | 75.58 | 96% | 2019-06-03 |
| 2968. | Rutger (thedutydutchie) | 75.58 | 98% | 2019-11-20 |
| 2969. | jesse (jesse_bro) | 75.55 | 97% | 2020-11-26 |
| 2970. | spam (sspamstuff25) | 75.55 | 98% | 2020-12-12 |
| 2971. | Joe (joeyang1962) | 75.55 | 95% | 2020-11-03 |
| 2972. | Pan (onepan) | 75.54 | 95% | 2019-10-20 |
| 2973. | TImothy (timot3a) | 75.54 | 97% | 2019-10-11 |
| 2974. | Herlian (herlianzhang) | 75.54 | 97% | 2018-09-17 |
| 2975. | Daniel (knaggs2001) | 75.51 | 97% | 2020-04-01 |
| 2976. | Bobataaa (scaraismylord) | 75.51 | 96% | 2020-11-17 |
| 2977. | Lucas (lucas_a04) | 75.50 | 94% | 2019-03-29 |
| 2978. | Mohd (mohdjuned795) | 75.49 | 96% | 2019-06-01 |
| 2979. | Kay (kkayakk) | 75.47 | 99% | 2018-07-03 |
| 2980. | Trabota (trabota) | 75.45 | 98% | 2020-06-20 |
| 2981. | Mustahsan (mustahsan) | 75.45 | 98% | 2019-09-27 |
| 2982. | Fate (fatepm) | 75.45 | 96% | 2020-09-10 |
| 2983. | icosaedru (achimia) | 75.44 | 99% | 2019-05-10 |
| 2984. | Jarrod (jandojanderson) | 75.43 | 97% | 2018-10-01 |
| 2985. | Victoria (pineapplequeef) | 75.43 | 96% | 2018-04-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |