With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7761. | Al (ragnaroksedge) | 90.21 | 99% | 2018-03-31 |
| 7762. | Dat (mrpiggy123) | 90.21 | 97% | 2021-01-23 |
| 7763. | Luminescent (lumiines) | 90.21 | 98% | 2019-08-12 |
| 7764. | Jon (yaz324) | 90.21 | 98% | 2018-06-18 |
| 7765. | shadyjava (shadyjava) | 90.20 | 98.7% | 2025-04-03 |
| 7766. | Ofito (ofito) | 90.20 | 99% | 2018-11-21 |
| 7767. | Idris (kakashirero) | 90.20 | 97% | 2022-03-07 |
| 7768. | Nikolaj (nikolaj808) | 90.20 | 97.2% | 2021-02-16 |
| 7769. | Vbee (vb33) | 90.20 | 98% | 2021-08-14 |
| 7770. | Sweet Wort (sweetwort) | 90.20 | 98% | 2021-03-29 |
| 7771. | BowKnee (bowknee) | 90.20 | 97% | 2021-03-19 |
| 7772. | Giancarlo (giancarlo_sturla7) | 90.20 | 99% | 2017-06-30 |
| 7773. | Checkmate (checkmateyeet) | 90.20 | 96% | 2019-05-17 |
| 7774. | Earryl (yamao) | 90.19 | 96% | 2023-09-18 |
| 7775. | Jayden (jclee123) | 90.19 | 97.2% | 2025-04-17 |
| 7776. | duckyful (duckydatyper) | 90.19 | 97% | 2023-01-02 |
| 7777. | Piggy (speedy_sausage_fingers) | 90.18 | 97% | 2024-09-30 |
| 7778. | Tom (mikeoxverylong) | 90.18 | 96% | 2021-02-18 |
| 7779. | Pan (onepan) | 90.18 | 97% | 2019-11-07 |
| 7780. | + (hollin) | 90.17 | 99% | 2020-10-16 |
| 7781. | jimmy (jimmmmmmmmmy) | 90.17 | 95% | 2019-07-21 |
| 7782. | —Redd ○ (divergence) | 90.16 | 96% | 2022-07-26 |
| 7783. | Waymond (tapewpew) | 90.16 | 96% | 2022-06-03 |
| 7784. | Carl (doc283) | 90.16 | 96.8% | 2023-06-04 |
| 7785. | Bluntdebauchery (bluntdebau... | 90.15 | 98% | 2025-09-19 |
| 7786. | Victor (owlgoesw00t) | 90.15 | 98% | 2017-07-21 |
| 7787. | Brennan (brouhana) | 90.15 | 97% | 2017-11-06 |
| 7788. | Erick (fishywasabi) | 90.14 | 95.5% | 2024-03-29 |
| 7789. | Marvin (malvolio) | 90.14 | 98% | 2022-02-27 |
| 7790. | Bryan (xarga) | 90.14 | 97% | 2019-04-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,873 | 83.42 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 53 | 101.45 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 97.97 | May 24, 2022 |