So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23566. | Jeff (jeffmark2000) | 62.89 | 96% | 2015-01-20 |
| 23567. | AyuAnchor (ayu_anchor) | 62.89 | 97% | 2023-04-02 |
| 23568. | Luhkoh (luhkoh) | 62.89 | 95.8% | 2023-10-20 |
| 23569. | t (timorgilad) | 62.89 | — | 2010-03-04 |
| 23570. | 🌊 (hobeats) | 62.88 | 95% | 2022-06-02 |
| 23571. | Benjamin (benco) | 62.88 | 95% | 2011-08-05 |
| 23572. | al_on_pc (al_on_pc) | 62.88 | 96% | 2018-11-20 |
| 23573. | Richard (richardbautista) | 62.88 | 91% | 2011-06-24 |
| 23574. | Â (ntandem) | 62.88 | 95% | 2018-06-22 |
| 23575. | annie (abbagab) | 62.88 | — | 2011-01-26 |
| 23576. | S1rlancerlott (s1rlancerlott) | 62.87 | 92% | 2015-11-04 |
| 23577. | John (battlepantssw) | 62.87 | 96% | 2020-10-01 |
| 23578. | Aries Vince (arvj9) | 62.87 | 96% | 2021-05-31 |
| 23579. | SpongeBob (cerealkila) | 62.87 | 96% | 2021-06-09 |
| 23580. | NULL; (ny_typing) | 62.87 | 97% | 2021-01-09 |
| 23581. | Nick (nspinner) | 62.87 | — | 2008-11-18 |
| 23582. | Ivan (breadguru) | 62.86 | 98% | 2022-10-31 |
| 23583. | nawpaw (nawpaw) | 62.86 | 97% | 2019-04-12 |
| 23584. | Narva (mussolini_) | 62.86 | 94% | 2016-10-03 |
| 23585. | alex (onemaster) | 62.86 | 95% | 2011-09-09 |
| 23586. | Vinicius (vinnyataide) | 62.86 | 94% | 2016-06-29 |
| 23587. | Andres (andreshazard) | 62.86 | 96% | 2020-11-01 |
| 23588. | Dena (dsehwail799) | 62.85 | 88% | 2013-05-24 |
| 23589. | Nahian (nahian00777) | 62.85 | 97% | 2022-03-18 |
| 23590. | daniel (ultimumbull) | 62.85 | 92% | 2011-11-21 |
| 23591. | Eivind (samuraikattepus) | 62.85 | 89% | 2015-06-11 |
| 23592. | Alexander (ninelivesfrost) | 62.85 | 92% | 2016-06-01 |
| 23593. | Ryan (rdonny2013) | 62.85 | — | 2010-09-26 |
| 23594. | Tkeshi (mrtakeshi) | 62.85 | — | 2010-07-06 |
| 23595. | Artin (artin_phares) | 62.85 | 96% | 2011-12-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |