As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22415. | alberta (albertaa) | 54.76 | 98% | 2021-06-14 |
| 22416. | hi (ihssm) | 54.76 | 95% | 2022-01-25 |
| 22417. | Jacob (malfunctioning) | 54.76 | 97% | 2021-01-23 |
| 22418. | Jinx (dhanaraj002) | 54.76 | 95% | 2017-08-22 |
| 22419. | Copycat (copycatzen) | 54.76 | 93% | 2015-05-09 |
| 22420. | Mt.Taiji (saksham1992) | 54.75 | 96% | 2022-07-10 |
| 22421. | Giovanni (zombieagain) | 54.75 | 98% | 2021-04-17 |
| 22422. | (50shadeofspeed) | 54.75 | 97% | 2019-03-22 |
| 22423. | Nithu (mrnotish) | 54.74 | 95% | 2021-09-02 |
| 22424. | Andrew (andrewgrish) | 54.74 | 95% | 2020-01-17 |
| 22425. | Bitgalle (bitgalle) | 54.74 | 94% | 2016-03-30 |
| 22426. | Naga (harriersuv) | 54.74 | 95% | 2022-12-26 |
| 22427. | sawamura (sawamura) | 54.74 | 96% | 2022-02-04 |
| 22428. | Eric (erickwok297) | 54.74 | 97% | 2019-06-28 |
| 22429. | Monk (monk_ind999) | 54.73 | 96% | 2023-08-22 |
| 22430. | Vishruth (7cryptic7) | 54.73 | 97% | 2021-01-07 |
| 22431. | 1GuyLykDat (one_guy_lyk_dat) | 54.72 | 97% | 2022-05-29 |
| 22432. | Kokotko (bystric) | 54.72 | 99% | 2021-12-06 |
| 22433. | colin (crustyrustonline) | 54.72 | 96% | 2021-08-06 |
| 22434. | Sonu (sonuguptaofficial) | 54.72 | 97% | 2021-02-21 |
| 22435. | Valentin (r4mp4g3rxd) | 54.72 | 88% | 2016-05-15 |
| 22436. | Laama (laamasweg) | 54.72 | 83% | 2016-01-28 |
| 22437. | TBSTACK (speedytypister) | 54.71 | 96% | 2021-07-06 |
| 22438. | UzanR (uzanr) | 54.71 | 96% | 2015-08-12 |
| 22439. | Ad@rsh (lachikku2210) | 54.71 | 96% | 2019-03-15 |
| 22440. | Julia (thejulia) | 54.71 | 93% | 2021-10-16 |
| 22441. | Ahmad (aj_react) | 54.71 | 96% | 2018-11-25 |
| 22442. | Sam (sbush) | 54.70 | 97% | 2021-09-27 |
| 22443. | dark (dark9009) | 54.70 | 95% | 2021-03-10 |
| 22444. | alexey (aleksei) | 54.69 | 93% | 2016-07-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |