Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6478. | raj (rajesh) | 42.06 | 97% | 2017-09-27 |
| 6479. | merrydukes (merrydukes) | 42.06 | 96% | 2019-06-08 |
| 6480. | Kuripa (kuripa) | 42.05 | 95% | 2020-10-21 |
| 6481. | Dat (nt_dat) | 42.02 | 92% | 2020-08-20 |
| 6482. | Deepak (degau5) | 42.01 | 97% | 2018-01-26 |
| 6483. | Haridasan (haridas) | 42.01 | 94% | 2017-07-20 |
| 6484. | Manas (manastyagi) | 41.99 | 95% | 2018-09-03 |
| 6485. | jake (urboijacob) | 41.96 | 95% | 2017-12-01 |
| 6486. | Ikario (ikariokyujoken) | 41.96 | 94% | 2020-12-12 |
| 6487. | Nathaleon (zhtt7) | 41.94 | 94% | 2020-03-26 |
| 6488. | Anver (twizzzle) | 41.89 | 96% | 2019-10-17 |
| 6489. | Haany (asterp01) | 41.88 | 95% | 2020-01-04 |
| 6490. | Ragu (raguk2020) | 41.85 | 94% | 2018-10-31 |
| 6491. | Nolan (slimyshady420) | 41.84 | 94% | 2018-02-28 |
| 6492. | bob (supertyper12345) | 41.80 | 94% | 2017-07-19 |
| 6493. | bob (bobinsonblack) | 41.70 | 94% | 2020-12-03 |
| 6494. | reda (oncelearner) | 41.68 | 94% | 2020-04-05 |
| 6495. | Ilya (gassmes) | 41.58 | 94% | 2020-03-22 |
| 6496. | Ezzan (ezzanrajput) | 41.58 | 93% | 2018-12-26 |
| 6497. | Marcel (thiccer_marc) | 41.56 | 94% | 2020-09-01 |
| 6498. | rie (rie122) | 41.54 | 93% | 2020-11-13 |
| 6499. | Hasnain (makkii) | 41.53 | 94% | 2018-02-22 |
| 6500. | Musa (msjahun) | 41.52 | 96% | 2018-01-03 |
| 6501. | Krist0 (krist033) | 41.51 | 92% | 2020-06-28 |
| 6502. | Richard (richarddavies) | 41.46 | 96% | 2019-05-25 |
| 6503. | K (littlemog) | 41.44 | 93% | 2017-07-29 |
| 6504. | nick (neeraj123) | 41.44 | 94% | 2017-08-10 |
| 6505. | Hybrid (hybrid27) | 41.40 | 95% | 2020-11-10 |
| 6506. | Phoeniix (xiineo) | 41.40 | 94% | 2020-08-21 |
| 6507. | GROBI (grobi) | 41.37 | 93% | 2019-06-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |