The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2698. | .... (hatesmylife) | 125.37 | 100% | 2016-10-07 |
| 2699. | Sherlock (caramel1995) | 125.36 | 100% | 2021-11-03 |
| 2700. | xpr (xprman) | 125.35 | 100% | 2011-11-10 |
| 2701. | Seth (zeffer) | 125.35 | 97% | 2016-09-30 |
| 2702. | Greg (thesakeofgod) | 125.35 | 95% | 2012-09-11 |
| 2703. | ++ (idarkflamemaster) | 125.34 | 96% | 2016-06-18 |
| 2704. | igs (x7041) | 125.33 | 98% | 2022-03-13 |
| 2705. | Lauren (lauren_conrad) | 125.32 | 99.6% | 2023-07-25 |
| 2706. | kemiy (kemiy) | 125.32 | 98% | 2022-12-09 |
| 2707. | Matthew (matthewrak) | 125.32 | 100% | 2014-12-15 |
| 2708. | Sophie (sdw199) | 125.32 | 98% | 2021-07-15 |
| 2709. | noname (newbie424) | 125.32 | 99% | 2014-07-13 |
| 2710. | Kurrai (tjnesryan) | 125.32 | 99% | 2016-11-04 |
| 2711. | Dagon (purplebeard1) | 125.32 | 97% | 2012-09-15 |
| 2712. | Johann (bach) | 125.32 | — | 2009-03-30 |
| 2713. | Jacob (shrimploin) | 125.31 | 98% | 2023-04-26 |
| 2714. | asdf (omygah) | 125.28 | — | 2009-08-29 |
| 2715. | Michael (grntrtle) | 125.27 | — | 2010-04-17 |
| 2716. | Bigfoot (professor_zoom8) | 125.26 | 99% | 2023-01-13 |
| 2717. | David (namisdavid) | 125.26 | 99% | 2016-07-22 |
| 2718. | Michael (mibias) | 125.25 | 99% | 2016-02-16 |
| 2719. | Brad (kidkritter) | 125.24 | 94% | 2015-01-21 |
| 2720. | Colby (cytotoxjq) | 125.24 | 99% | 2021-06-16 |
| 2721. | Wolfgang (mozart) | 125.23 | — | 2009-04-12 |
| 2722. | Mira (mbi615) | 125.22 | 100% | 2015-02-21 |
| 2723. | nonquitur (nonquitter) | 125.22 | — | 2009-10-20 |
| 2724. | Here until tomorrow! let's ... | 125.22 | 98% | 2018-02-09 |
| 2725. | J-Lo(Hi Kali!) (jlo12345) | 125.21 | 99% | 2013-03-21 |
| 2726. | Ben (b3nz0r) | 125.21 | 100% | 2012-02-11 |
| 2727. | Mark (denkfaehigkeit) | 125.19 | 99% | 2014-10-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |