So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8940. | Richy (trainingtypist192) | 87.86 | 95% | 2023-05-06 |
| 8941. | Kjaerbunny (kjaerbunny) | 87.85 | 98% | 2017-07-26 |
| 8942. | Lisa (zamperini36) | 87.85 | 97% | 2023-09-13 |
| 8943. | Dizzo (dizzo) | 87.85 | 96% | 2011-09-19 |
| 8944. | jacob (nalyly) | 87.85 | 98% | 2020-11-03 |
| 8945. | Ella (ella_charlotte) | 87.85 | — | 2009-05-07 |
| 8946. | Ike (eisenhower) | 87.85 | 91% | 2012-12-01 |
| 8947. | Haha (jeff991117) | 87.84 | 98.8% | 2023-09-19 |
| 8948. | tihong12 (tihong12) | 87.83 | 99% | 2022-08-02 |
| 8949. | Bob (darcee) | 87.83 | 95% | 2014-04-30 |
| 8950. | narze (narze) | 87.82 | 98% | 2017-02-19 |
| 8951. | HoneyBadger (kabayanhustler) | 87.81 | 94% | 2015-02-18 |
| 8952. | (´・_・｀) (sinji) | 87.81 | — | 2011-01-13 |
| 8953. | BigChungus (vynzvynz) | 87.81 | 96% | 2022-12-30 |
| 8954. | Korky (wildstyle) | 87.81 | 93% | 2014-09-02 |
| 8955. | Gaby (gabygirl611) | 87.81 | — | 2010-03-22 |
| 8956. | omar (omort) | 87.80 | 97% | 2022-11-28 |
| 8957. | Wan Shi Tong (wan_shi_tong) | 87.80 | 97% | 2013-11-17 |
| 8958. | Evasn (korevan98) | 87.79 | 89% | 2017-01-19 |
| 8959. | Andrew (dacraig47) | 87.79 | 98% | 2023-05-15 |
| 8960. | Syein (syein) | 87.79 | 99% | 2017-01-08 |
| 8961. | guest041717 (guest041717) | 87.79 | 98.5% | 2023-10-11 |
| 8962. | Josh (joshindahood) | 87.79 | 97% | 2017-03-24 |
| 8963. | Happy (candy02058912) | 87.78 | 98% | 2022-01-04 |
| 8964. | Joel (joel_kuhlberg12) | 87.78 | 96% | 2022-08-17 |
| 8965. | Bal (belgianwaffle) | 87.78 | 98% | 2020-08-30 |
| 8966. | Tiffany (tiffanyhwang) | 87.78 | 86% | 2013-05-30 |
| 8967. | Luka (callugolf) | 87.77 | 96% | 2023-04-18 |
| 8968. | Kyle (kthom925) | 87.77 | 95% | 2016-08-06 |
| 8969. | tinkureddy (tinkureddy) | 87.77 | 98% | 2012-12-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |