Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20425. | Sugma (m3rky) | 68.00 | 96% | 2018-10-28 |
| 20426. | anatoly (popovanatoly) | 68.00 | 96% | 2017-03-27 |
| 20427. | Lance (lancer99) | 68.00 | 95% | 2017-09-09 |
| 20428. | Romeo (seecez) | 68.00 | 94% | 2014-04-16 |
| 20429. | Edgar (lordedmar) | 68.00 | 94% | 2017-03-20 |
| 20430. | tiptop magoo (oisin_mc) | 67.99 | 88% | 2014-06-06 |
| 20431. | pham (plav) | 67.99 | — | 2009-10-28 |
| 20432. | Augusto (ahidalgob) | 67.99 | 98% | 2021-01-20 |
| 20433. | Nilabjo (3genuski) | 67.99 | 96.6% | 2021-02-03 |
| 20434. | Truch (truch) | 67.99 | 94% | 2015-03-28 |
| 20435. | smuel (14adamssam) | 67.99 | 97% | 2021-10-28 |
| 20436. | Sean (manbeervark) | 67.98 | 95% | 2016-03-27 |
| 20437. | Zeffaryon (zeffaryon) | 67.98 | 96.8% | 2021-02-22 |
| 20438. | Caitlin (caitlion) | 67.98 | 96% | 2021-02-08 |
| 20439. | robOn (robinz62) | 67.98 | 88% | 2016-11-25 |
| 20440. | Spencer (silentfoe9) | 67.98 | 98% | 2023-01-20 |
| 20441. | Jonas (igern) | 67.97 | 94% | 2016-01-13 |
| 20442. | Kaizoku (kaikai14) | 67.97 | 94% | 2013-11-29 |
| 20443. | Anh (anhmv) | 67.97 | 98% | 2017-07-05 |
| 20444. | 🇧🇬️(⌐■_■) ... | 67.97 | 94% | 2014-03-26 |
| 20445. | Li (alucardkoten) | 67.97 | 97% | 2020-12-23 |
| 20446. | Jørgen (jorgen1999) | 67.97 | 95% | 2022-05-02 |
| 20447. | Christopher (omicronexe) | 67.97 | 98% | 2023-01-07 |
| 20448. | mg (maurigarcia88) | 67.97 | 97% | 2022-08-23 |
| 20449. | g (madchopper) | 67.96 | 94% | 2011-06-18 |
| 20450. | Widy (grazerc0de) | 67.96 | 97% | 2013-12-18 |
| 20451. | John (mernst) | 67.96 | 97% | 2020-09-23 |
| 20452. | Tommy (drought) | 67.96 | 91% | 2013-08-11 |
| 20453. | 2005 (constant_l) | 67.96 | 95% | 2020-07-06 |
| 20454. | Eric (__eric__f__) | 67.95 | 96% | 2020-07-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |