Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28210. | Bubblaren (myrshi) | 56.05 | 94% | 2015-03-10 |
| 28211. | Thanh-Nhat (ngothanhnhat) | 56.05 | 95% | 2016-10-15 |
| 28212. | Carlos M (skabe) | 56.05 | 97% | 2023-10-10 |
| 28213. | Shashank (shanky92) | 56.05 | 95% | 2016-01-25 |
| 28214. | Luigi (luigi_moran) | 56.04 | — | 2009-07-09 |
| 28215. | one day 💯 (cyard) | 56.04 | 97% | 2017-08-16 |
| 28216. | Not (davadosuk) | 56.04 | 97% | 2022-08-19 |
| 28217. | Euan (darkrygen) | 56.04 | 94% | 2014-04-21 |
| 28218. | sher (sherahmad) | 56.03 | — | 2011-02-26 |
| 28219. | Ngoc (y2zisme) | 56.03 | — | 2010-09-03 |
| 28220. | Ray (raycaballero) | 56.03 | 93% | 2021-04-16 |
| 28221. | easing (easingz) | 56.03 | 92% | 2016-10-24 |
| 28222. | Subhankar (subhankarch) | 56.03 | 93% | 2012-10-08 |
| 28223. | elias (elias404) | 56.03 | 95.9% | 2023-07-12 |
| 28224. | P (morto_racer) | 56.03 | 95% | 2020-09-07 |
| 28225. | Sage (el_anticristo) | 56.03 | 97% | 2022-06-08 |
| 28226. | Rick (spitmasterflex) | 56.02 | 94% | 2017-07-25 |
| 28227. | ritesh (tsukuyomi) | 56.02 | 91% | 2013-08-04 |
| 28228. | Seb (litghtcamera) | 56.02 | 88% | 2015-07-27 |
| 28229. | arif (hmmmnotokay) | 56.02 | 93% | 2021-01-22 |
| 28230. | jonam (jonam_ku) | 56.02 | 96% | 2021-01-05 |
| 28231. | omhh (omhh) | 56.02 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 28232. | M (mehtro_20) | 56.02 | 95% | 2022-06-27 |
| 28233. | Chester (chester055) | 56.02 | 95% | 2022-07-19 |
| 28234. | (unsociable) | 56.02 | 91% | 2014-03-21 |
| 28235. | Hrant (hrant99) | 56.01 | 92% | 2015-12-11 |
| 28236. | Courtney (captcourt) | 56.01 | 91% | 2012-08-13 |
| 28237. | the (thebaneet) | 56.01 | 96% | 2020-12-30 |
| 28238. | Miikka (mutane0) | 56.01 | 94% | 2022-12-04 |
| 28239. | Elion (elion) | 56.00 | 96% | 2016-08-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |