As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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17055. | Freeman_c14 (freemanc14) | 67.64 | 98% | 2021-03-30 |
17056. | Yixo (yixo85) | 67.63 | 97% | 2021-12-11 |
17057. | ql_O_lp (nitipontony) | 67.63 | 99% | 2020-08-02 |
17058. | Eli (xutt) | 67.63 | 93% | 2016-03-27 |
17059. | Alexandre (speedocubealex) | 67.63 | 91% | 2017-03-06 |
17060. | Aron (aronaranda) | 67.63 | 96% | 2015-07-19 |
17061. | Bob (wmwmwmwm) | 67.61 | 98% | 2023-01-11 |
17062. | Nurzhan (gokirom) | 67.61 | 94% | 2022-08-20 |
17063. | Lord (lord_v) | 67.61 | 96% | 2021-11-10 |
17064. | milo (flyguymi) | 67.61 | 96.1% | 2021-02-18 |
17065. | PrairieBaron (atbaron) | 67.61 | 96% | 2021-01-05 |
17066. | bakytzhan (bahasdu) | 67.61 | 97% | 2015-04-06 |
17067. | Aidan who just types (aidnb... | 67.60 | 98% | 2021-09-24 |
17068. | dexter5551 (dexter5551) | 67.59 | 97% | 2024-02-11 |
17069. | Yale (terryale) | 67.59 | 96% | 2019-06-10 |
17070. | hello (ajblizzard77) | 67.59 | 96% | 2021-04-09 |
17071. | Qwed (qwed_) | 67.58 | 96% | 2024-06-12 |
17072. | Kevin (omgitsblobfish) | 67.58 | 97% | 2021-09-08 |
17073. | J (wheelz22) | 67.58 | 99% | 2021-01-06 |
17074. | Arthobs (arthobs) | 67.58 | 85% | 2016-08-28 |
17075. | Johnny (_johnnytsunxmi1) | 67.57 | 94% | 2023-08-02 |
17076. | Junayed (junayed_hassan_09) | 67.57 | 98% | 2021-04-03 |
17077. | Amit (red2black) | 67.57 | 96% | 2021-03-10 |
17078. | Moukim (moukim) | 67.57 | 98% | 2021-04-22 |
17079. | platypus (platypus1) | 67.57 | 90% | 2016-08-06 |
17080. | AG (rollingpanda0) | 67.57 | 97% | 2021-09-27 |
17081. | Amangus (phsycomonkek1) | 67.57 | 97% | 2021-07-15 |
17082. | F. (moussels) | 67.57 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
17083. | Martin (marto50) | 67.57 | 96% | 2020-12-28 |
17084. | ahmed (ahmedhafez96) | 67.56 | 99% | 2024-03-07 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |