So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35372. | Dude (damonjammin) | 38.31 | 93% | 2020-09-10 |
| 35373. | Dong Van (dvviet1989tn) | 38.31 | 93% | 2012-02-09 |
| 35374. | Laura (laura3) | 38.31 | — | 2008-12-07 |
| 35375. | Erkhembayar (endoosan123) | 38.30 | 93% | 2021-09-08 |
| 35376. | juan (juan_miguel01) | 38.30 | 91% | 2023-09-14 |
| 35377. | Mallikarjun (mallikarjun) | 38.29 | 91% | 2011-09-17 |
| 35378. | vivek (hodarvivek) | 38.29 | — | 2008-12-20 |
| 35379. | Ambocupu (ambocupu) | 38.28 | 91% | 2011-12-03 |
| 35380. | sutus (sutus5555) | 38.28 | 90% | 2016-12-26 |
| 35381. | Zara (uki00) | 38.27 | 96% | 2022-05-18 |
| 35382. | full (fullmoon) | 38.27 | — | 2008-12-10 |
| 35383. | CatAstrophic (the_jorrick_27) | 38.26 | 95% | 2022-09-14 |
| 35384. | fighting (fighting0304) | 38.26 | 97% | 2016-04-02 |
| 35385. | Luca (_jay_clay_) | 38.26 | 95% | 2021-01-18 |
| 35386. | Sankar (sankarbala) | 38.25 | 93.3% | 2023-08-19 |
| 35387. | li (limengmeng) | 38.25 | 95% | 2012-05-02 |
| 35388. | Omer (omerdan) | 38.24 | 94% | 2013-09-02 |
| 35389. | tacocat (cfisher37) | 38.22 | 96% | 2023-01-26 |
| 35390. | gwessy (gwessy) | 38.21 | 91% | 2015-03-31 |
| 35391. | Gleb (gl_arbuzov) | 38.20 | 94% | 2020-08-06 |
| 35392. | Shreyansh (shrugy) | 38.20 | 94% | 2021-03-16 |
| 35393. | Elie (m4ch1n3) | 38.20 | 93% | 2019-01-09 |
| 35394. | Davis (davis239) | 38.20 | 94% | 2015-10-09 |
| 35395. | Henry (vvkpro12) | 38.19 | 90% | 2016-06-10 |
| 35396. | Admit (admit) | 38.19 | 82% | 2016-04-18 |
| 35397. | omar (omar2w99) | 38.18 | 92% | 2023-07-15 |
| 35398. | Jake (snordsman) | 38.17 | 95% | 2017-10-08 |
| 35399. | Ali (allawi1085) | 38.17 | 95% | 2014-09-12 |
| 35400. | max (low_wpm) | 38.16 | 92% | 2021-05-05 |
| 35401. | durk (seph) | 38.15 | 84% | 2012-02-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |