The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12565. | Kashyap (tankkashyap52) | 41.40 | 96% | 2019-07-19 |
| 12566. | Ki bok (qldrmfp92) | 41.40 | 92% | 2017-10-13 |
| 12567. | Ameen (takvacs) | 41.39 | 98% | 2020-12-15 |
| 12568. | Blake (blakegall24) | 41.39 | 93% | 2015-04-15 |
| 12569. | sorawit (biglnwza) | 41.39 | 95.8% | 2021-02-03 |
| 12570. | Peter (patoot) | 41.39 | 92% | 2016-03-17 |
| 12571. | janpenguin (meckbrider) | 41.39 | 94% | 2011-11-21 |
| 12572. | Endri (theprogrammer_25) | 41.38 | 92.1% | 2021-02-18 |
| 12573. | sonal (sonu20) | 41.38 | 95% | 2012-09-17 |
| 12574. | ninh (haininh1269) | 41.38 | — | 2009-04-11 |
| 12575. | Sam (sam_0) | 41.37 | 94% | 2021-02-22 |
| 12576. | Youc (youc_tagh) | 41.37 | 96% | 2021-01-04 |
| 12577. | CalMeTyper (rolls_reus) | 41.36 | 96% | 2021-08-22 |
| 12578. | Jackson (sahdude123) | 41.36 | 95% | 2021-01-11 |
| 12579. | dang thai (dangthaithuong) | 41.36 | — | 2011-02-20 |
| 12580. | Mehran (mehranm) | 41.36 | 89% | 2012-05-05 |
| 12581. | keko (keko314) | 41.35 | 97% | 2022-12-10 |
| 12582. | Steven (omegaalpha) | 41.35 | 92% | 2013-10-25 |
| 12583. | Neo (jasbir) | 41.35 | 88% | 2014-04-05 |
| 12584. | Brianna (brianna) | 41.35 | — | 2009-12-14 |
| 12585. | Xedar (xedar_ua) | 41.35 | 96% | 2016-05-19 |
| 12586. | Ashish (ashishwinner) | 41.34 | 92% | 2017-02-08 |
| 12587. | Jr (jrdina) | 41.34 | 93% | 2013-03-06 |
| 12588. | Haluk Fikret (halyas) | 41.34 | — | 2009-02-23 |
| 12589. | phat (diston) | 41.33 | — | 2010-06-08 |
| 12590. | Roger (rogerw) | 41.33 | 92% | 2016-01-22 |
| 12591. | Dan (spider_hands) | 41.33 | 91% | 2017-01-17 |
| 12592. | Impereos (impereos) | 41.32 | 94% | 2017-06-28 |
| 12593. | realmedic (scorf) | 41.32 | 96% | 2023-09-27 |
| 12594. | fazal (fazaltarakai) | 41.32 | 94% | 2012-02-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |