I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6295. | saIad (sa1ad) | 96.41 | 98% | 2020-01-24 |
| 6296. | huddled (haraldgb) | 96.41 | 99% | 2021-06-06 |
| 6297. | danymanny (danymanny) | 96.41 | 97.2% | 2023-08-22 |
| 6298. | Robert (golduckest) | 96.41 | 97% | 2018-03-29 |
| 6299. | touch me (sertouchme) | 96.40 | 98.3% | 2024-12-10 |
| 6300. | sush (hungig) | 96.40 | 95% | 2019-12-10 |
| 6301. | Russell (redsnake02) | 96.40 | 99% | 2017-06-18 |
| 6302. | James (kookie_mazookie) | 96.39 | 98% | 2019-11-08 |
| 6303. | Shypolarbear (shypolarbear) | 96.39 | 98% | 2021-11-22 |
| 6304. | Usain (usainboltja) | 96.39 | 97% | 2022-11-20 |
| 6305. | uniracer (uniracer) | 96.39 | 98% | 2017-05-25 |
| 6306. | Christian (aid8) | 96.38 | 98% | 2023-08-01 |
| 6307. | Slade (shadowhamster) | 96.38 | 96% | 2021-09-15 |
| 6308. | Poo (pooopooo) | 96.38 | 96% | 2022-10-24 |
| 6309. | checky (teengirlygirl) | 96.36 | 96% | 2024-03-21 |
| 6310. | Igor (satsk1y) | 96.36 | 98% | 2023-09-29 |
| 6311. | Omar (omarango) | 96.35 | 97% | 2025-02-02 |
| 6312. | SSHH (oollccddss) | 96.35 | 97% | 2023-08-23 |
| 6313. | George (gvernon) | 96.34 | 99% | 2023-01-27 |
| 6314. | Pratyush (pratyush211) | 96.34 | 98% | 2023-04-15 |
| 6315. | No Mistakes (apsnacks) | 96.33 | 98% | 2022-03-16 |
| 6316. | Katie (hastingsk86) | 96.32 | 100% | 2019-10-21 |
| 6317. | Andres (lobosolitario) | 96.32 | 98% | 2023-04-20 |
| 6318. | Umar (umarsuleman) | 96.32 | 97% | 2023-01-31 |
| 6319. | Julian (julrobb) | 96.32 | 98% | 2020-10-22 |
| 6320. | Smolbeats (smolbeats) | 96.32 | 96% | 2018-10-20 |
| 6321. | Sean (smor729) | 96.29 | 98.3% | 2024-11-13 |
| 6322. | ydem2nir9tag (ydem2nir9tag) | 96.29 | 97% | 2023-03-08 |
| 6323. | Just (ottovon) | 96.28 | 97.5% | 2025-05-13 |
| 6324. | oreo (e00d) | 96.28 | 96% | 2021-10-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |