As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20362. | Drew (drw25) | 59.92 | 96% | 2019-07-25 |
| 20363. | pärskis (borje) | 59.92 | 96% | 2020-12-04 |
| 20364. | Kiasha (kylerxum) | 59.91 | 95% | 2020-11-11 |
| 20365. | Alec (dhracergc) | 59.90 | 95% | 2018-10-31 |
| 20366. | Alex (zanderst) | 59.90 | 97% | 2022-09-11 |
| 20367. | Sam (whyme123) | 59.90 | 95% | 2019-03-06 |
| 20368. | João (joaoff69) | 59.90 | 96% | 2021-01-13 |
| 20369. | Mihir (mihixx) | 59.89 | 97% | 2023-04-04 |
| 20370. | Andrej (andrej002) | 59.89 | 97% | 2018-01-25 |
| 20371. | Toby (lightnig23) | 59.89 | 95% | 2023-02-15 |
| 20372. | Bill (billyisme) | 59.89 | 95% | 2022-05-22 |
| 20373. | achen (hellohelloaoeuaoeu) | 59.89 | 96% | 2018-11-02 |
| 20374. | Artin (artin_phares) | 59.89 | 97% | 2016-10-02 |
| 20375. | arturo (perio) | 59.89 | 96% | 2021-01-19 |
| 20376. | Archie Allen (archiea7) | 59.88 | 97% | 2023-01-08 |
| 20377. | Jamie (jtduby) | 59.88 | 96% | 2016-04-29 |
| 20378. | Omar (omarango) | 59.87 | 93% | 2022-11-13 |
| 20379. | Rushit (rushit) | 59.87 | 96% | 2016-07-29 |
| 20380. | Vanessa (nesshayward) | 59.87 | 95% | 2018-06-04 |
| 20381. | Ehrick (ehrick_rhed) | 59.87 | 95.2% | 2021-02-05 |
| 20382. | Essty (essty) | 59.87 | 95% | 2015-12-02 |
| 20383. | Amaya (2700) | 59.86 | 92% | 2022-06-06 |
| 20384. | anon (dontrun01) | 59.86 | 97% | 2022-07-08 |
| 20385. | Abdulhadi (surebeta) | 59.86 | 95% | 2022-02-24 |
| 20386. | Sandy (sandeshgowda0094) | 59.86 | 97.1% | 2023-11-02 |
| 20387. | Tung (tungdtran) | 59.86 | 89% | 2016-03-11 |
| 20388. | Domran (juridie) | 59.86 | 94% | 2021-03-19 |
| 20389. | ralap (ralap) | 59.86 | 97% | 2016-04-02 |
| 20390. | Drax (draxure) | 59.85 | 95% | 2020-12-19 |
| 20391. | bucz (bucz) | 59.85 | 94% | 2022-07-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |