As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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6153. | Max (maxk1ckass) | 93.59 | 99% | 2021-07-01 |
6154. | Mike (mikedoel85) | 93.59 | 97% | 2018-09-07 |
6155. | Elijah (akagila) | 93.59 | 98% | 2020-01-02 |
6156. | Neelie (neeliee) | 93.58 | 98% | 2021-11-05 |
6157. | Alex (alexinfinity) | 93.58 | 98% | 2023-08-19 |
6158. | ᴛᴀxɪ ᴅʀɪᴠᴇʀ ð... | 93.58 | 98% | 2022-12-16 |
6159. | Willy (paxson2008) | 93.58 | 98% | 2022-03-04 |
6160. | Markus (markustelser) | 93.58 | 97% | 2022-11-05 |
6161. | Phryxam (phryxam) | 93.58 | 93% | 2016-02-12 |
6162. | Too Tired to Learn (murkyli... | 93.57 | 98% | 2023-09-04 |
6163. | Teodor (teo417) | 93.57 | 97% | 2017-06-19 |
6164. | Bruce (milothatch) | 93.57 | 97% | 2018-07-23 |
6165. | 🔰Rayster (rayster1) | 93.56 | 99% | 2022-09-18 |
6166. | Max Verstappen (algebromaths) | 93.56 | 97% | 2024-08-24 |
6167. | Manne (epicblueberry) | 93.56 | 99% | 2016-06-20 |
6168. | DrDynamic (drdynamic) | 93.56 | 99% | 2018-07-11 |
6169. | Bartosz (catacid) | 93.55 | 98% | 2016-12-08 |
6170. | Kyle (ospintriple) | 93.55 | 98% | 2021-12-01 |
6171. | asdf (itz_pvp1235) | 93.55 | 97% | 2022-11-28 |
6172. | Robert (failmelon) | 93.55 | 97% | 2017-05-21 |
6173. | Omar (omar_letaief) | 93.55 | 98% | 2023-10-29 |
6174. | Wilson (superdoggo) | 93.55 | 99% | 2022-03-18 |
6175. | teh poeple (mike25u) | 93.55 | 98% | 2017-01-12 |
6176. | Joe (joetelefair) | 93.54 | 98% | 2021-12-01 |
6177. | Daveshepherd (dmei0676) | 93.54 | 96.8% | 2023-05-19 |
6178. | jg1a (jg1a) | 93.54 | 96.9% | 2021-02-16 |
6179. | Joze (el_lobe) | 93.54 | 98.6% | 2021-02-15 |
6180. | Ryan (rchoi34) | 93.53 | 97% | 2021-04-02 |
6181. | Shannen (shannen_04) | 93.53 | 97% | 2021-06-18 |
6182. | Gustavo (offcoast1) | 93.53 | 93% | 2016-02-13 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |