I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12984. | vega (xxav) | 78.65 | 97% | 2021-10-27 |
| 12985. | md mahadie (mdmahadiehasanh... | 78.64 | 96% | 2022-10-22 |
| 12986. | satya (satya1110) | 78.64 | 99% | 2022-02-16 |
| 12987. | MM (blunderingpeon12) | 78.64 | 98.7% | 2021-02-06 |
| 12988. | yerimiese (johwee) | 78.64 | 94.8% | 2021-03-03 |
| 12989. | John (johndeakin) | 78.64 | 98% | 2019-01-01 |
| 12990. | zoom (zoomstar) | 78.63 | 100% | 2023-05-26 |
| 12991. | Hugh (atticush99) | 78.63 | 96% | 2020-12-27 |
| 12992. | Lucas (radovic) | 78.63 | 99% | 2018-12-26 |
| 12993. | trigunateet (trigunateet15) | 78.63 | 99% | 2017-12-08 |
| 12994. | Danny (dannybretea) | 78.63 | 96% | 2019-07-19 |
| 12995. | Juli (moej56153) | 78.62 | 98% | 2022-01-30 |
| 12996. | Sparshong (sparshong) | 78.62 | 97% | 2021-12-02 |
| 12997. | Milo (plaintoast02) | 78.62 | 97.5% | 2024-01-02 |
| 12998. | artist (apg21092002) | 78.62 | 95.6% | 2023-10-03 |
| 12999. | Slow (yohasakura7410) | 78.62 | 98% | 2018-07-19 |
| 13000. | Đức Phong (blanker321) | 78.61 | 97% | 2022-04-17 |
| 13001. | omar (omar_elsayed) | 78.61 | 97% | 2022-10-07 |
| 13002. | zhata1234 (zhata) | 78.61 | 95.5% | 2021-02-01 |
| 13003. | Daniel (zwiebelmett) | 78.60 | 98% | 2021-05-06 |
| 13004. | Charles (cwayne) | 78.59 | 97% | 2021-12-16 |
| 13005. | Berto (bertoisfast) | 78.59 | 97% | 2022-03-28 |
| 13006. | Burger (satyburgrpatty) | 78.59 | 96.6% | 2023-06-18 |
| 13007. | Danila (danilakarpeykin) | 78.59 | 97.8% | 2023-10-03 |
| 13008. | Harper (cpmaniac) | 78.59 | 95% | 2020-02-05 |
| 13009. | Gavin (dasfloppytubes) | 78.59 | 99% | 2020-12-18 |
| 13010. | Fred (fredizzimo) | 78.59 | 99% | 2018-04-27 |
| 13011. | Ander (___redacted___) | 78.58 | 96% | 2022-11-15 |
| 13012. | Reaper (666reaper666) | 78.58 | 97% | 2019-12-09 |
| 13013. | enminnrawr (zxcvbnm2001) | 78.57 | 96% | 2022-05-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |