The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5256. | Incognito (incognito1) | 100.02 | 98% | 2020-12-06 |
| 5257. | oofvegetable (oofvegetable) | 100.01 | 99% | 2025-05-12 |
| 5258. | Krittiphum (100508274) | 100.01 | 98.5% | 2024-01-24 |
| 5259. | Mira (mbi615) | 100.01 | 96% | 2015-02-23 |
| 5260. | Lazer (lawins) | 100.01 | 99% | 2017-07-08 |
| 5261. | deadpool (deadpool__) | 100.00 | 98.1% | 2024-03-13 |
| 5262. | pianofluteflute (pianoflute... | 100.00 | 99% | 2019-03-22 |
| 5263. | 스티븐 (ishes) | 100.00 | 98% | 2024-01-08 |
| 5264. | Ezra (account_name) | 100.00 | 98% | 2021-02-08 |
| 5265. | Kevin (kevzjhu) | 100.00 | 97% | 2021-07-03 |
| 5266. | aaaa (guest77) | 100.00 | 96% | 2015-02-26 |
| 5267. | Nathaniel (natgjoh) | 99.99 | 96.1% | 2024-04-24 |
| 5268. | Conhor (lininmist) | 99.99 | 96.9% | 2024-05-23 |
| 5269. | Samadou (samadou_10) | 99.99 | 95.9% | 2023-10-22 |
| 5270. | Snail (nickbiophysics) | 99.99 | 99% | 2012-06-13 |
| 5271. | rock_hat (glitchscott) | 99.99 | 95% | 2014-08-04 |
| 5272. | Fernando (doctornutria) | 99.98 | 97.8% | 2024-10-09 |
| 5273. | Stefan (stefans) | 99.98 | 97% | 2012-12-31 |
| 5274. | Raul (omar32) | 99.98 | 96% | 2013-03-20 |
| 5275. | Kevin (kevinro) | 99.98 | 96% | 2020-08-30 |
| 5276. | guesswhatchickenbutt (guess... | 99.97 | 99% | 2025-06-17 |
| 5277. | code_brains (coderider) | 99.97 | 98% | 2022-02-15 |
| 5278. | Carter (calgaryracer) | 99.97 | 98% | 2016-09-22 |
| 5279. | chiba (chibabijo) | 99.96 | 92% | 2016-11-12 |
| 5280. | P (wasdpatrick) | 99.95 | 97.1% | 2024-09-04 |
| 5281. | Bryan (ninneveh) | 99.95 | 98% | 2014-08-10 |
| 5282. | Bad (retrn) | 99.95 | 99% | 2023-03-22 |
| 5283. | Nick (uncreativeboi) | 99.94 | 97% | 2020-07-31 |
| 5284. | Neil (muuscles) | 99.94 | 99% | 2024-05-27 |
| 5285. | Matt (mna851) | 99.93 | 97% | 2016-08-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |