The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30991. | Muhammad (junaidqazi) | 50.18 | 97% | 2021-05-09 |
| 30992. | Varpreet (vdhaliwal) | 50.18 | 90% | 2017-02-14 |
| 30993. | kacer (kacer) | 50.16 | 93% | 2013-01-10 |
| 30994. | Torty (philuk2000) | 50.16 | 97% | 2016-11-06 |
| 30995. | borechen (borechen) | 50.15 | 98% | 2013-11-30 |
| 30996. | Dustin (dustin099) | 50.14 | 94% | 2017-11-01 |
| 30997. | omkar (omkarsl) | 50.13 | 94% | 2022-08-13 |
| 30998. | Sivaramakrishnan (sivaramak... | 50.13 | 95% | 2022-02-08 |
| 30999. | Kush (geeky_noob) | 50.13 | 94% | 2021-03-11 |
| 31000. | hamid (hamid_homa) | 50.13 | 97% | 2013-01-01 |
| 31001. | Mark (malnaszosz) | 50.12 | 94% | 2021-01-05 |
| 31002. | Sang (nhs89) | 50.12 | 96% | 2012-01-23 |
| 31003. | gwendolyn (geo1960) | 50.12 | 98% | 2016-01-21 |
| 31004. | Lester (thegoat00) | 50.11 | 92% | 2017-12-01 |
| 31005. | Abide123 (abide123) | 50.11 | 96.1% | 2021-03-01 |
| 31006. | IceMaster (aistekas) | 50.10 | 96% | 2020-10-10 |
| 31007. | Ivan (olvanio) | 50.09 | 95% | 2022-09-04 |
| 31008. | Ramya (envisage) | 50.08 | 93% | 2018-06-04 |
| 31009. | juan (juan_d_b_dvp) | 50.08 | — | 2009-07-16 |
| 31010. | devansh (devanshjangid74) | 50.06 | 96% | 2017-11-11 |
| 31011. | Mr. (superfat) | 50.05 | 94% | 2020-08-06 |
| 31012. | adlie (adlie) | 50.05 | — | 2011-05-02 |
| 31013. | Nathaniel (nutta) | 50.05 | 87% | 2016-06-23 |
| 31014. | Liviu (lywyu) | 50.04 | 88% | 2015-03-10 |
| 31015. | ynnej (sakura0607) | 50.04 | 96% | 2018-03-21 |
| 31016. | Marko (markuk) | 50.04 | 95% | 2017-07-27 |
| 31017. | Gustas (gustasmor) | 50.03 | 95% | 2021-01-11 |
| 31018. | Larissa (123lary) | 50.03 | — | 2009-09-29 |
| 31019. | Origami (lilleline) | 50.03 | 88% | 2016-07-12 |
| 31020. | Serkan BJK (ankara06) | 50.03 | 89% | 2016-06-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |