As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6389. | NoddyOddy (noddyoddy) | 93.66 | 98% | 2025-04-23 |
| 6390. | Oliver (olivertee) | 93.66 | 94% | 2016-03-10 |
| 6391. | Ayberk (ayberkt) | 93.65 | 89% | 2015-09-30 |
| 6392. | Axel (sector7) | 93.65 | 98% | 2025-05-14 |
| 6393. | ross (thornito) | 93.65 | 97% | 2023-04-23 |
| 6394. | Alon (alon276) | 93.65 | 99% | 2015-09-09 |
| 6395. | Nate (natejiro) | 93.65 | 99% | 2021-03-20 |
| 6396. | Memat (memat) | 93.65 | 97% | 2021-10-14 |
| 6397. | crasyfingers (crasyfingers) | 93.65 | 100% | 2016-10-07 |
| 6398. | Superior (scs_85) | 93.64 | 98.4% | 2024-10-03 |
| 6399. | N3gativeZero (whatsupbrandon) | 93.64 | 97.6% | 2023-09-26 |
| 6400. | updog (danielseow) | 93.64 | 97% | 2021-07-12 |
| 6401. | Salar (iamtyga29) | 93.64 | 96% | 2016-02-28 |
| 6402. | Alesandro (alesandroalbert) | 93.64 | 98% | 2019-08-26 |
| 6403. | BE4ST (jb2k1) | 93.64 | 99% | 2019-05-29 |
| 6404. | T (casey_anthony) | 93.64 | 93% | 2016-05-22 |
| 6405. | Newland (oldwutter) | 93.63 | 97% | 2022-04-09 |
| 6406. | DRose's ACL (megaman_exe) | 93.63 | 97% | 2018-09-13 |
| 6407. | Juantonomoe (juantonomoe) | 93.63 | 98% | 2018-01-25 |
| 6408. | E_N (ee_nn) | 93.62 | 98% | 2022-07-25 |
| 6409. | MamyPoko (mamypoko) | 93.62 | 98% | 2018-03-31 |
| 6410. | Fast (kabozhi) | 93.61 | 95% | 2015-07-02 |
| 6411. | Mark (mahkuh) | 93.61 | 98% | 2019-01-05 |
| 6412. | JAWN (johnsusername) | 93.61 | 99% | 2015-09-04 |
| 6413. | Junzer (junzer) | 93.59 | 97% | 2024-04-30 |
| 6414. | Sans (sansdskltn69) | 93.59 | 98% | 2022-12-30 |
| 6415. | bimbimbimbimbimby (bimbimbi... | 93.59 | 98% | 2023-02-08 |
| 6416. | Max (maxk1ckass) | 93.59 | 99% | 2021-07-01 |
| 6417. | Mike (mikedoel85) | 93.59 | 97% | 2018-09-07 |
| 6418. | Elijah (akagila) | 93.59 | 98% | 2020-01-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |