As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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6173. | Oliver (olivertee) | 93.66 | 94% | 2016-03-10 |
6174. | Ayberk (ayberkt) | 93.65 | 89% | 2015-09-30 |
6175. | Axel (sector7) | 93.65 | 98% | 2025-05-14 |
6176. | ross (thornito) | 93.65 | 97% | 2023-04-23 |
6177. | Memat (memat) | 93.65 | 97% | 2021-10-14 |
6178. | Alon (alon276) | 93.65 | 99% | 2015-09-09 |
6179. | Alutic (alutic) | 93.65 | 99% | 2022-09-24 |
6180. | Nate (natejiro) | 93.65 | 99% | 2021-03-20 |
6181. | crasyfingers (crasyfingers) | 93.65 | 100% | 2016-10-07 |
6182. | Superior (scs_85) | 93.64 | 98.4% | 2024-10-03 |
6183. | N3gativeZero (whatsupbrandon) | 93.64 | 97.6% | 2023-09-26 |
6184. | updog (danielseow) | 93.64 | 97% | 2021-07-12 |
6185. | Salar (iamtyga29) | 93.64 | 96% | 2016-02-28 |
6186. | Alesandro (alesandroalbert) | 93.64 | 98% | 2019-08-26 |
6187. | BE4ST (jb2k1) | 93.64 | 99% | 2019-05-29 |
6188. | T (casey_anthony) | 93.64 | 93% | 2016-05-22 |
6189. | Newland (oldwutter) | 93.63 | 97% | 2022-04-09 |
6190. | DRose's ACL (megaman_exe) | 93.63 | 97% | 2018-09-13 |
6191. | Juantonomoe (juantonomoe) | 93.63 | 98% | 2018-01-25 |
6192. | E_N (ee_nn) | 93.62 | 98% | 2022-07-25 |
6193. | MamyPoko (mamypoko) | 93.62 | 98% | 2018-03-31 |
6194. | Fast (kabozhi) | 93.61 | 95% | 2015-07-02 |
6195. | Mark (mahkuh) | 93.61 | 98% | 2019-01-05 |
6196. | JAWN (johnsusername) | 93.61 | 99% | 2015-09-04 |
6197. | Junzer (junzer) | 93.59 | 97% | 2024-04-30 |
6198. | Sans (sansdskltn69) | 93.59 | 98% | 2022-12-30 |
6199. | bimbimbimbimbimby (bimbimbi... | 93.59 | 98% | 2023-02-08 |
6200. | Max (maxk1ckass) | 93.59 | 99% | 2021-07-01 |
6201. | Mike (mikedoel85) | 93.59 | 97% | 2018-09-07 |
6202. | Elijah (akagila) | 93.59 | 98% | 2020-01-02 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |