The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7201. | legendaryscribe (legendarys... | 107.76 | 99% | 2023-02-17 |
| 7202. | Ft (ft029) | 107.75 | 97% | 2015-05-13 |
| 7203. | Jeremy (fatcj) | 107.75 | 100% | 2014-10-26 |
| 7204. | swag (alan20854) | 107.74 | 99% | 2014-06-08 |
| 7205. | tragiƘ (tragik) | 107.74 | 97% | 2022-04-28 |
| 7206. | ladsome (ladsome) | 107.74 | 99% | 2014-01-28 |
| 7207. | bog_ᔦT (bog_4t) | 107.73 | 98% | 2022-01-28 |
| 7208. | Sholdar (sholdar) | 107.73 | 97% | 2013-05-08 |
| 7209. | Sean (krypticwow) | 107.72 | 97% | 2016-01-21 |
| 7210. | Michael (michaelleestuy) | 107.72 | 99% | 2021-05-15 |
| 7211. | Spring (rabeeh97) | 107.72 | 97% | 2022-08-01 |
| 7212. | Dux (duxviii) | 107.71 | 98% | 2022-03-27 |
| 7213. | Max (statutory) | 107.71 | 87% | 2017-05-08 |
| 7214. | Lucario387 (tung1x45) | 107.70 | 97.1% | 2021-02-13 |
| 7215. | Sherif (zushauque) | 107.70 | 97% | 2014-03-14 |
| 7216. | Sunny Earther (sunnyearther) | 107.70 | 98% | 2014-12-17 |
| 7217. | Sebers15 (sebers15) | 107.69 | 97.1% | 2023-05-22 |
| 7218. | OldTypist (oldtypist80) | 107.69 | 97% | 2023-04-29 |
| 7219. | Josh (xaryu) | 107.69 | 96% | 2012-10-28 |
| 7220. | Gabriel (gerpaderp) | 107.69 | 93% | 2016-01-21 |
| 7221. | The Planck (djsauble) | 107.69 | 99% | 2018-12-18 |
| 7222. | cough cough (rizwan234) | 107.68 | 99.3% | 2023-10-03 |
| 7223. | Kneena (hercule) | 107.68 | 96% | 2014-04-18 |
| 7224. | ernest#4946 (ernestleong03) | 107.68 | 96% | 2022-07-18 |
| 7225. | feedbacker (feedbacker) | 107.68 | 100% | 2023-09-02 |
| 7226. | John (johnn0) | 107.68 | 99% | 2016-02-05 |
| 7227. | Heather (souptimebaby) | 107.67 | 99% | 2022-03-23 |
| 7228. | Rafter (rafter) | 107.67 | 98% | 2015-12-07 |
| 7229. | Jacob (kerzil) | 107.67 | 97% | 2018-10-31 |
| 7230. | Patrick (agek) | 107.67 | 94% | 2013-12-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |