I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5843. | sean (tpsn3) | 98.08 | 99% | 2020-02-02 |
| 5844. | Kevin (kevinparkit) | 98.08 | 97% | 2021-09-21 |
| 5845. | Zexceed (shorif) | 98.07 | 98% | 2021-11-26 |
| 5846. | mo (stoney_freckles) | 98.05 | 98% | 2022-08-11 |
| 5847. | Kotaro (kotaro_qwerty) | 98.05 | 99% | 2022-02-24 |
| 5848. | sorta (holdiers) | 98.04 | 97% | 2021-05-08 |
| 5849. | owen (beemochop) | 98.04 | 98.3% | 2023-10-08 |
| 5850. | Christophe (christophe_fr) | 98.03 | 99.3% | 2025-01-10 |
| 5851. | buynaa (kamikaze0612) | 98.03 | 97.8% | 2024-01-12 |
| 5852. | pc1400 (pc1400) | 98.03 | 98.1% | 2024-09-16 |
| 5853. | No (bambusnippel) | 98.03 | 99% | 2018-04-15 |
| 5854. | 2Fast4U (rajhunter) | 98.02 | 98% | 2023-05-08 |
| 5855. | Mads (xmimmer) | 98.02 | 97% | 2021-08-20 |
| 5856. | Lion (yellowlion321) | 98.02 | 97% | 2021-12-12 |
| 5857. | Kanye (pangoliar) | 98.01 | 95.8% | 2023-09-24 |
| 5858. | john (oneiroi) | 98.01 | 97% | 2023-10-20 |
| 5859. | hunt (hmich) | 98.00 | 98% | 2021-10-28 |
| 5860. | ᕙ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)ᕗ ... | 98.00 | 99% | 2023-10-26 |
| 5861. | Nevi39 (yoshoki) | 98.00 | 96% | 2023-02-13 |
| 5862. | olari (olaridv) | 98.00 | 97% | 2019-09-10 |
| 5863. | Ramiei (elli_y) | 97.99 | 97% | 2022-11-01 |
| 5864. | Evan (evanandrewrose) | 97.98 | 94% | 2025-03-07 |
| 5865. | Saba (gwents) | 97.98 | 99% | 2024-02-09 |
| 5866. | spetterpoep (spetterpoep) | 97.98 | 98% | 2021-12-09 |
| 5867. | Jessica (jessboy3) | 97.98 | 90% | 2017-04-28 |
| 5868. | michael (michaelr7770) | 97.97 | 97% | 2025-03-14 |
| 5869. | Gary (garymac) | 97.97 | 98.3% | 2024-08-15 |
| 5870. | Xenon (itzxenonfromyt) | 97.97 | 98.7% | 2021-02-22 |
| 5871. | Jacob (thundermcking) | 97.96 | 97% | 2022-05-13 |
| 5872. | Chad (balphagor) | 97.96 | 98.1% | 2024-07-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |