I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11758. | Kevin (pubhub) | 82.10 | 97% | 2019-01-15 |
| 11759. | Bao (hoaibao_doo) | 82.10 | 95% | 2015-12-28 |
| 11760. | josh (trek5900) | 82.09 | 90% | 2017-01-13 |
| 11761. | Harmonic (blitzzzz) | 82.09 | 95% | 2021-09-10 |
| 11762. | concheese (concheese) | 82.09 | 97.3% | 2021-02-13 |
| 11763. | Ringmaster (the_ringmaster) | 82.09 | 98% | 2020-01-19 |
| 11764. | Baledus (baledus) | 82.08 | 97% | 2024-07-22 |
| 11765. | Andrias (oziass) | 82.08 | 95% | 2024-08-01 |
| 11766. | Atul (atul2316) | 82.08 | 97% | 2021-04-16 |
| 11767. | Free-Palastine (ahmedgtr) | 82.07 | 98% | 2023-09-28 |
| 11768. | Skipper (skipperr) | 82.07 | 95% | 2017-11-21 |
| 11769. | Jack (jarbadson) | 82.07 | 97% | 2016-11-22 |
| 11770. | Anneleen (anne_f) | 82.06 | 98% | 2022-11-19 |
| 11771. | Rekzy (harry5841) | 82.06 | 96% | 2021-03-19 |
| 11772. | Nistiarius (nistiarius) | 82.05 | 97% | 2021-09-05 |
| 11773. | Albert (albertc97) | 82.05 | 95% | 2017-03-03 |
| 11774. | C R Aswin (cr_aswin_) | 82.04 | 98.3% | 2024-03-29 |
| 11775. | Mo Re (kimmor) | 82.04 | 95% | 2020-11-05 |
| 11776. | olari (olaridv) | 82.04 | 96% | 2019-08-25 |
| 11777. | NathD (viktor_oppenheimer) | 82.03 | 96% | 2023-08-10 |
| 11778. | Yusef (yusefshakhtour) | 82.03 | 96% | 2024-04-25 |
| 11779. | Rutvik Shejwalkar (rutviksh... | 82.03 | 96.5% | 2023-10-19 |
| 11780. | TypingInClass (typetodistract) | 82.03 | 96% | 2024-02-07 |
| 11781. | Ethan (chorb) | 82.03 | 97% | 2018-03-14 |
| 11782. | Paul (nukraine) | 82.03 | 96% | 2015-12-02 |
| 11783. | Wortel (worstenbrood) | 82.03 | 94% | 2016-09-06 |
| 11784. | syed (nayaz) | 82.03 | 95% | 2015-04-07 |
| 11785. | Major Major Major Major (j_63) | 82.03 | 91% | 2016-01-27 |
| 11786. | seb (xsebzero) | 82.02 | 94% | 2021-11-28 |
| 11787. | Mohammed (guitarist999) | 82.02 | 97% | 2022-07-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |