The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 44976. | Maxwell (maxwe11) | 45.54 | 95% | 2024-12-03 |
| 44977. | Kappa (forn_clakes) | 45.54 | 80% | 2014-10-28 |
| 44978. | Jozik (jozik) | 45.54 | 94% | 2021-01-19 |
| 44979. | clinton (papa_bear_clinton) | 45.53 | 95% | 2024-12-31 |
| 44980. | raj bardhan singh rathore (... | 45.53 | 93% | 2021-12-30 |
| 44981. | Erdwig (erdwig) | 45.52 | 95% | 2024-02-14 |
| 44982. | Nathan (gengeza) | 45.52 | — | 2011-04-03 |
| 44983. | 誌綸 (tdog0507) | 45.52 | 92% | 2021-01-20 |
| 44984. | tinescxz (789512385) | 45.51 | 93% | 2025-05-26 |
| 44985. | Danny (dannylfs) | 45.51 | 93% | 2025-01-24 |
| 44986. | Ziga (zignov10f) | 45.51 | 92% | 2020-12-21 |
| 44987. | Duck (duckonacid123) | 45.50 | 94.8% | 2025-01-23 |
| 44988. | Mohit Dhatrak (mohitdhatrak) | 45.50 | 96% | 2024-10-29 |
| 44989. | Jordan (joraan) | 45.49 | 95.8% | 2025-05-09 |
| 44990. | [FaheemKhan?] (faheem_khan) | 45.49 | 94% | 2024-06-14 |
| 44991. | bonan (nandabaihaqi) | 45.49 | 93% | 2022-12-27 |
| 44992. | Olaf (olafdev) | 45.48 | 96.4% | 2025-03-14 |
| 44993. | Angel Beats (angelbeats77) | 45.47 | 96% | 2024-07-09 |
| 44994. | Daniel Hashmi (shadow_kings) | 45.47 | 95.9% | 2024-07-04 |
| 44995. | Iliana (ili4prezyy) | 45.46 | 94% | 2025-02-27 |
| 44996. | Jerin (jerinjames) | 45.46 | 96% | 2021-05-26 |
| 44997. | Zong (evynzx) | 45.46 | 87% | 2013-08-06 |
| 44998. | Eugene (oddesey) | 45.45 | 90% | 2015-05-20 |
| 44999. | mahaveer charan (mahaveerch... | 45.45 | 94% | 2024-09-15 |
| 45000. | F7are93 (f7are93) | 45.45 | 96% | 2024-07-24 |
| 45001. | jl (jooleh99) | 45.45 | 92% | 2023-09-05 |
| 45002. | kajun (kajunnn) | 45.45 | 95% | 2024-04-15 |
| 45003. | FLICKER (flicker_) | 45.44 | 95.5% | 2024-05-28 |
| 45004. | EJ (ez_yaboiej808) | 45.44 | 95% | 2024-11-12 |
| 45005. | Hrushi (hrushikesh23) | 45.44 | 97% | 2024-06-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |