And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34887. | Noname (no_name0) | 53.76 | 96% | 2021-03-06 |
| 34888. | Red (redchristian16) | 53.76 | 92% | 2016-04-29 |
| 34889. | FasterThenYou (medium2015) | 53.76 | 90% | 2013-08-01 |
| 34890. | Seth (opiumonom) | 53.76 | 91% | 2017-04-09 |
| 34891. | mgb (marb53) | 53.75 | 95% | 2021-03-16 |
| 34892. | younes (telomerase) | 53.75 | 96% | 2022-06-03 |
| 34893. | guanhong (shells_picker) | 53.75 | 97% | 2018-05-15 |
| 34894. | Shaylyn (shaylynthepanda) | 53.75 | 91% | 2015-04-17 |
| 34895. | Nai (naimaa) | 53.74 | 94% | 2012-05-13 |
| 34896. | cool (cooldudelove) | 53.74 | 96% | 2021-10-26 |
| 34897. | anil (anil3) | 53.74 | 90% | 2013-08-25 |
| 34898. | alpimj (alpimj) | 53.73 | 93% | 2013-08-30 |
| 34899. | cutybuon (cutybuon) | 53.73 | — | 2010-03-21 |
| 34900. | markneil (markneil20) | 53.73 | 86% | 2013-11-08 |
| 34901. | Rene (rene2008) | 53.73 | — | 2009-03-22 |
| 34902. | yasmin (yazz_sally_) | 53.73 | 95% | 2023-06-22 |
| 34903. | v (catwang) | 53.72 | 88% | 2016-04-03 |
| 34904. | Ok (oknow1) | 53.72 | 97% | 2023-06-15 |
| 34905. | Vegito (vegito1997) | 53.71 | 97% | 2022-12-31 |
| 34906. | Fairfac (firezuko) | 53.71 | 96% | 2012-02-27 |
| 34907. | Area0 (bing_b0ng) | 53.71 | 98% | 2020-03-29 |
| 34908. | Qbus (qbus2115) | 53.71 | 93% | 2020-10-24 |
| 34909. | Max (banjopickingman) | 53.71 | 96% | 2019-03-21 |
| 34910. | ashe (asherpa) | 53.71 | 94% | 2023-06-03 |
| 34911. | Arthur (arthur_007) | 53.70 | 94% | 2021-05-30 |
| 34912. | Achintya (achip) | 53.70 | 96% | 2018-09-09 |
| 34913. | Mark (markrh1201) | 53.70 | 93% | 2020-10-28 |
| 34914. | Kai (dmnsvg) | 53.70 | 97% | 2015-09-08 |
| 34915. | Ardian (rueis) | 53.70 | 87% | 2013-03-20 |
| 34916. | blazed014 (blazed014) | 53.70 | 94% | 2012-10-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |