So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6235. | GAY (gayy) | 95.15 | — | 2010-11-03 |
| 6236. | Philippe (hemlocker) | 95.14 | 93% | 2011-07-05 |
| 6237. | McGoose (mcgoose) | 95.14 | 96% | 2018-03-20 |
| 6238. | Alogak (alogak) | 95.14 | 98% | 2023-04-23 |
| 6239. | shihtea (shihtea) | 95.14 | 96% | 2022-12-21 |
| 6240. | ok (herbaltea) | 95.13 | 99% | 2020-08-11 |
| 6241. | Stephan (shadwgod) | 95.12 | 99% | 2019-04-07 |
| 6242. | Deciman (dw657) | 95.12 | 97% | 2016-08-20 |
| 6243. | Juan (120wpm) | 95.11 | 90% | 2013-03-01 |
| 6244. | Dan (danphilibin) | 95.11 | — | 2008-08-22 |
| 6245. | henlo (ireason) | 95.11 | 93% | 2015-05-21 |
| 6246. | Mai (maile73) | 95.11 | — | 2010-08-01 |
| 6247. | Andy (andm) | 95.10 | 91% | 2016-11-03 |
| 6248. | am (apb1) | 95.10 | 95% | 2011-10-27 |
| 6249. | Nikolai (nikovertus) | 95.10 | 97% | 2022-07-23 |
| 6250. | Sven (svendiamond) | 95.10 | — | 2011-05-02 |
| 6251. | quackeda (quackeda) | 95.09 | 97% | 2021-05-07 |
| 6252. | Andy (okiandy) | 95.09 | 96% | 2021-09-23 |
| 6253. | zat (teacup) | 95.08 | 97% | 2013-01-11 |
| 6254. | Arek (agabrys) | 95.08 | 98% | 2023-03-15 |
| 6255. | jana (lusiopao) | 95.08 | 97% | 2021-05-08 |
| 6256. | Dawid (dawwid) | 95.07 | — | 2008-11-03 |
| 6257. | Gordownage (fuzzy8balls) | 95.07 | — | 2011-03-16 |
| 6258. | Colter (thelonecolt) | 95.07 | 96% | 2022-12-22 |
| 6259. | ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ (wha... | 95.07 | 98% | 2021-03-30 |
| 6260. | Quang (zearf) | 95.06 | 95% | 2013-02-07 |
| 6261. | Bjorn (bjornbaboon) | 95.06 | 98% | 2020-12-30 |
| 6262. | josh (joshtypes1) | 95.06 | 96% | 2022-10-16 |
| 6263. | clément (clement) | 95.05 | — | 2008-09-26 |
| 6264. | dinqissa (dinqissa) | 95.05 | 97% | 2022-11-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |