The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 37994. | arthritis (arthritisinmyfin... | 56.67 | 94.3% | 2021-02-27 |
| 37995. | ugly (uglywhore) | 56.67 | 95.9% | 2021-02-12 |
| 37996. | kalle (questionmk) | 56.67 | 95% | 2021-01-22 |
| 37997. | sk (skboy37) | 56.67 | 93% | 2012-09-24 |
| 37998. | Leslie (lesrussell2) | 56.67 | 89% | 2013-02-21 |
| 37999. | hugo (dosburleigh) | 56.66 | 95.7% | 2025-01-15 |
| 38000. | Jo (joanncaranto) | 56.66 | 98% | 2025-06-07 |
| 38001. | JoshM2525 (josh_m25) | 56.66 | 96% | 2025-05-01 |
| 38002. | Anurag (longneck99) | 56.66 | 95.1% | 2025-01-24 |
| 38003. | Shyarnis Callbreak (shyarni... | 56.66 | 97% | 2024-05-27 |
| 38004. | AsianMan (themelon05) | 56.66 | 95% | 2023-12-25 |
| 38005. | milanwrld (milanwrld) | 56.66 | 95% | 2020-12-17 |
| 38006. | sokkhai (sokkhai@hotmail.com) | 56.66 | 90% | 2011-08-11 |
| 38007. | jan (raburt) | 56.66 | 96% | 2013-11-30 |
| 38008. | Mandeep (mani7246) | 56.66 | 93% | 2015-03-04 |
| 38009. | aram (aram) | 56.66 | 95% | 2013-07-22 |
| 38010. | ido (ido12345) | 56.65 | 93% | 2025-08-10 |
| 38011. | isaac (isaacwinters) | 56.65 | 96% | 2025-03-18 |
| 38012. | jordan i think (jordanfunnii) | 56.65 | 95% | 2024-05-15 |
| 38013. | (e_elashra1) | 56.65 | 96% | 2025-10-05 |
| 38014. | Mason, T (mason_t) | 56.65 | 97% | 2024-07-30 |
| 38015. | OJIAH (ojiah442) | 56.65 | 96% | 2024-07-27 |
| 38016. | arunkarthickm (arunkarthick... | 56.65 | 95.1% | 2024-06-15 |
| 38017. | nariii (nariii) | 56.65 | 97.6% | 2024-03-20 |
| 38018. | Viktor (buxata) | 56.65 | 94.6% | 2025-05-23 |
| 38019. | David (circuitnerd) | 56.65 | 93.9% | 2025-01-05 |
| 38020. | Levi (typo_god) | 56.65 | 96% | 2025-09-04 |
| 38021. | AMG F1 (amg_gts) | 56.65 | 96% | 2021-06-26 |
| 38022. | Nils (colemakn) | 56.65 | — | 2011-02-16 |
| 38023. | Artist (_artist___) | 56.64 | 95.4% | 2024-08-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |