So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31127. | (zenren) | 49.80 | — | 2009-12-31 |
| 31128. | sumit020 (sumit020) | 49.80 | 92% | 2014-07-31 |
| 31129. | (bude08) | 49.80 | 94% | 2020-04-28 |
| 31130. | [Insert Name Here] (habanero_) | 49.79 | 94% | 2020-12-29 |
| 31131. | (aleth) | 49.79 | 86% | 2013-10-14 |
| 31132. | (amirho) | 49.79 | 94% | 2020-02-03 |
| 31133. | (jus7in7) | 49.79 | 90% | 2017-02-12 |
| 31134. | (jessi) | 49.79 | — | 2008-12-16 |
| 31135. | TornaxO7 (tornax) | 49.78 | 93% | 2021-12-01 |
| 31136. | (_zzzz_) | 49.78 | 95% | 2015-05-19 |
| 31137. | (luisalbertoh) | 49.78 | 96% | 2021-09-18 |
| 31138. | (harake_97) | 49.78 | 95% | 2020-04-21 |
| 31139. | TJ (_tj09) | 49.78 | 93% | 2022-05-22 |
| 31140. | tu (turobin) | 49.78 | — | 2009-06-09 |
| 31141. | (prantoy) | 49.78 | 92% | 2014-12-31 |
| 31142. | (grin) | 49.78 | — | 2008-11-25 |
| 31143. | (noob143) | 49.77 | 95% | 2015-11-17 |
| 31144. | (iliketyping) | 49.77 | 95% | 2011-08-18 |
| 31145. | Mun (nandarustam) | 49.77 | 90% | 2011-09-15 |
| 31146. | (ojas) | 49.77 | 91% | 2013-09-04 |
| 31147. | (the_mysterium) | 49.76 | 94% | 2021-07-24 |
| 31148. | NoeKenyGayre (lazyeye) | 49.76 | 89% | 2012-07-24 |
| 31149. | bluballoon (bluballoon) | 49.75 | 95% | 2022-12-23 |
| 31150. | Tomas (ourob0ros) | 49.75 | 94% | 2021-04-12 |
| 31151. | (iamvicky) | 49.75 | 93% | 2013-04-17 |
| 31152. | (sothea9) | 49.75 | 94.6% | 2021-02-01 |
| 31153. | (kaanandac) | 49.75 | 93% | 2012-11-22 |
| 31154. | Rafa (techzin) | 49.75 | — | 2010-10-27 |
| 31155. | Alsonax (alsonax) | 49.75 | 96% | 2015-09-03 |
| 31156. | (tehseennaz) | 49.75 | — | 2009-02-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |