So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31562. | L (zenren) | 49.80 | — | 2009-12-31 |
| 31563. | sumit020 (sumit020) | 49.80 | 92% | 2014-07-31 |
| 31564. | kyle (bude08) | 49.80 | 94% | 2020-04-28 |
| 31565. | [Insert Name Here] (habanero_) | 49.79 | 94% | 2020-12-29 |
| 31566. | aleth (aleth) | 49.79 | 86% | 2013-10-14 |
| 31567. | amirhossein (amirho) | 49.79 | 94% | 2020-02-03 |
| 31568. | Justin (jus7in7) | 49.79 | 90% | 2017-02-12 |
| 31569. | jessica (jessi) | 49.79 | — | 2008-12-16 |
| 31570. | TornaxO7 (tornax) | 49.78 | 93% | 2021-12-01 |
| 31571. | FireTruck (_zzzz_) | 49.78 | 95% | 2015-05-19 |
| 31572. | Luis (luisalbertoh) | 49.78 | 96% | 2021-09-18 |
| 31573. | karim (harake_97) | 49.78 | 95% | 2020-04-21 |
| 31574. | TJ (_tj09) | 49.78 | 93% | 2022-05-22 |
| 31575. | tu (turobin) | 49.78 | — | 2009-06-09 |
| 31576. | prantoy (prantoy) | 49.78 | 92% | 2014-12-31 |
| 31577. | The (grin) | 49.78 | — | 2008-11-25 |
| 31578. | elver (noob143) | 49.77 | 95% | 2015-11-17 |
| 31579. | Ron (iliketyping) | 49.77 | 95% | 2011-08-18 |
| 31580. | Mun (nandarustam) | 49.77 | 90% | 2011-09-15 |
| 31581. | Ojas (ojas) | 49.77 | 91% | 2013-09-04 |
| 31582. | Lewis (the_mysterium) | 49.76 | 94% | 2021-07-24 |
| 31583. | Aldiyar (aldiy4r) | 49.76 | 95.5% | 2021-02-27 |
| 31584. | NoeKenyGayre (lazyeye) | 49.76 | 89% | 2012-07-24 |
| 31585. | bluballoon (bluballoon) | 49.75 | 95% | 2022-12-23 |
| 31586. | Tomas (ourob0ros) | 49.75 | 94% | 2021-04-12 |
| 31587. | Vicky (iamvicky) | 49.75 | 93% | 2013-04-17 |
| 31588. | sothea (sothea9) | 49.75 | 94.6% | 2021-02-01 |
| 31589. | kaanandac (kaanandac) | 49.75 | 93% | 2012-11-22 |
| 31590. | Rafa (techzin) | 49.75 | — | 2010-10-27 |
| 31591. | Alsonax (alsonax) | 49.75 | 96% | 2015-09-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |