As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
11325. | cj (natsuhanabi) | 80.48 | 96% | 2022-06-06 |
11326. | Griffin (gshark32) | 80.48 | 97% | 2021-04-18 |
11327. | S (sima0502) | 80.48 | 97% | 2021-06-10 |
11328. | Nic (greengiantzz96) | 80.47 | 97% | 2020-02-28 |
11329. | Eric (yellowblankets) | 80.47 | 97% | 2022-02-05 |
11330. | Tejas (crimcrim) | 80.46 | 95.5% | 2023-06-29 |
11331. | Philip (piporace10) | 80.46 | 95% | 2015-07-25 |
11332. | Peter (drascot) | 80.45 | 97% | 2024-07-19 |
11333. | Foofighter (foohobbit) | 80.45 | 98% | 2023-04-10 |
11334. | Kenway (kenway316) | 80.45 | 98% | 2022-04-19 |
11335. | Sam Aka 😏 (sam_at_40wpm) | 80.45 | 98% | 2022-12-11 |
11336. | Einno (einno) | 80.45 | 97% | 2021-09-28 |
11337. | taco (rippedjeans) | 80.45 | 96% | 2021-02-08 |
11338. | Quinn (dewdrive101) | 80.45 | 97% | 2018-07-17 |
11339. | Vudthi (vudthi) | 80.45 | 98% | 2019-01-31 |
11340. | John (baseball9) | 80.45 | 98% | 2016-10-18 |
11341. | florin (flor111n) | 80.44 | 98% | 2021-09-23 |
11342. | ramen (lightning_poliwag) | 80.44 | 97% | 2021-07-06 |
11343. | Ruben (oiradnebur) | 80.44 | 98% | 2015-05-19 |
11344. | Bobataaa (scaraismylord) | 80.43 | 97% | 2020-03-06 |
11345. | (xyztcube) | 80.43 | 96% | 2020-11-18 |
11346. | Devin (eulertour) | 80.43 | 98% | 2021-05-20 |
11347. | KeksKuh (kekskuh) | 80.43 | 96% | 2018-02-14 |
11348. | Edward (edward54321) | 80.43 | 99% | 2018-10-19 |
11349. | Jonah (iamjonah) | 80.42 | 97% | 2017-12-26 |
11350. | Xtreme (xtremeelectrix2) | 80.42 | 96.1% | 2021-02-05 |
11351. | BB (bluenamek) | 80.42 | 97% | 2018-12-26 |
11352. | gismet_majidov (gismet) | 80.41 | 97.7% | 2025-02-16 |
11353. | eri (cactus622) | 80.40 | 96% | 2020-10-31 |
11354. | Argon (swdmn) | 80.40 | 96% | 2018-11-14 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |