And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16730. | Cameron (xxmarshy) | 84.82 | 97% | 2013-04-12 |
| 16731. | Aseem (reigning_king) | 84.82 | — | 2009-08-15 |
| 16732. | airD (aird1731) | 84.82 | 97% | 2021-03-31 |
| 16733. | Jayson (jaysonbt) | 84.81 | 98% | 2023-03-20 |
| 16734. | Sobe (yukikoneko) | 84.81 | 94% | 2013-12-16 |
| 16735. | Daniel (dchae85) | 84.80 | 94% | 2012-03-06 |
| 16736. | Malakai (malakai) | 84.80 | 96% | 2012-12-26 |
| 16737. | Crema (cremacrem) | 84.80 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
| 16738. | Coach Mac (coachmac) | 84.80 | 94% | 2014-12-13 |
| 16739. | Sherzat (sherzat3) | 84.80 | 94% | 2015-10-10 |
| 16740. | Kelsey (kelseysd) | 84.79 | 94% | 2015-03-13 |
| 16741. | jessie (jessie7391) | 84.79 | — | 2009-01-26 |
| 16742. | Lexandre (lexandremon) | 84.79 | 96% | 2017-09-27 |
| 16743. | Regaining (amirpci) | 84.79 | 98% | 2020-11-09 |
| 16744. | Luan (minhluan1590) | 84.79 | 98% | 2016-05-12 |
| 16745. | Dustin (dudelol) | 84.79 | 92% | 2012-09-27 |
| 16746. | abs0lutz3r0c007 (abs0lutz3r... | 84.78 | 97% | 2021-11-19 |
| 16747. | Koby (basedone) | 84.78 | 96% | 2015-07-16 |
| 16748. | David (dangerhighvoltage) | 84.78 | 99% | 2023-07-15 |
| 16749. | Emile (zolaric) | 84.78 | 93% | 2011-08-13 |
| 16750. | Ruben (oiradnebur) | 84.78 | 98% | 2015-08-05 |
| 16751. | Jerry (jernjej) | 84.78 | 98% | 2019-06-04 |
| 16752. | Ninja (ninjanahin) | 84.78 | 95% | 2012-09-24 |
| 16753. | DXFirebird (cozzapie) | 84.77 | 99% | 2013-08-25 |
| 16754. | asdf (itz_pvp1235) | 84.77 | 96% | 2021-09-29 |
| 16755. | Just a (mrmuawa) | 84.77 | 96% | 2020-08-16 |
| 16756. | zsolesz71 (zsolesz71) | 84.76 | 99% | 2020-02-24 |
| 16757. | Liron (liron) | 84.76 | — | 2010-08-09 |
| 16758. | Antman (mastersushichef) | 84.76 | 97% | 2018-04-11 |
| 16759. | Ryan (rylee29) | 84.76 | 95% | 2012-02-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |