So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30944. | IgM (igm11) | 51.40 | 97% | 2012-01-14 |
| 30945. | Tawanda (bigx) | 51.39 | 95% | 2023-04-04 |
| 30946. | Corbin (corbin) | 51.39 | — | 2008-11-18 |
| 30947. | Dennis (dwiebe) | 51.39 | 97% | 2019-06-10 |
| 30948. | nope (vecksberex) | 51.39 | 94% | 2016-02-16 |
| 30949. | Steve (zaragman) | 51.39 | 95% | 2014-12-23 |
| 30950. | (narzzz) | 51.39 | 91% | 2019-06-20 |
| 30951. | Josh (jlon1055) | 51.39 | 90% | 2016-03-07 |
| 30952. | ISHAN (ishanmalviya) | 51.38 | 95% | 2022-03-25 |
| 30953. | Alberto (nurdle) | 51.38 | 96% | 2022-06-13 |
| 30954. | Kakini007 (kakini) | 51.38 | 94% | 2021-04-28 |
| 30955. | rii (amateurmuch) | 51.38 | 94% | 2022-07-30 |
| 30956. | 100WPMGOAL (goalwpm100) | 51.38 | 93% | 2023-09-26 |
| 30957. | Jens (chamberlain) | 51.38 | 87% | 2014-06-04 |
| 30958. | James (__james) | 51.38 | 94% | 2021-07-31 |
| 30959. | Steph (stephyrose) | 51.38 | 95% | 2014-06-12 |
| 30960. | Harry (wamecx) | 51.37 | 96% | 2022-11-01 |
| 30961. | Evanb (longstone) | 51.37 | 94% | 2021-04-04 |
| 30962. | Hernan (edry12) | 51.37 | 96% | 2021-12-04 |
| 30963. | Pongpan (pongpan) | 51.37 | 96% | 2022-06-02 |
| 30964. | kostis (oh_yeah_go) | 51.37 | 96% | 2021-11-28 |
| 30965. | Alex (raymo504) | 51.37 | 92% | 2015-05-21 |
| 30966. | eeec (yorozuya1990a) | 51.37 | 96.9% | 2021-02-22 |
| 30967. | Matteo (matteoro) | 51.37 | 92% | 2012-04-08 |
| 30968. | Ozan (kralciplak) | 51.37 | 96% | 2013-08-07 |
| 30969. | Blubert (blubert21) | 51.37 | 91% | 2016-07-15 |
| 30970. | Mvtitan (mvgtitan) | 51.36 | 94% | 2023-06-17 |
| 30971. | daniel (daxne22) | 51.36 | 91% | 2012-10-21 |
| 30972. | Nguyen Quoc (snailking) | 51.36 | — | 2009-02-13 |
| 30973. | jay (jay_s) | 51.36 | — | 2009-04-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |