As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8382. | Plebber (plebber_typing) | 87.46 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
| 8383. | albert (csnake) | 87.45 | 94% | 2022-06-13 |
| 8384. | Filip (sodic) | 87.45 | 98% | 2022-05-26 |
| 8385. | Tuan (hbluu) | 87.45 | 97% | 2021-02-12 |
| 8386. | Minh Tam (tamdrit) | 87.45 | 100% | 2017-07-28 |
| 8387. | eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (f... | 87.44 | 97.2% | 2024-10-30 |
| 8388. | JomnoiZ (jomnoi) | 87.44 | 96.8% | 2024-06-18 |
| 8389. | Aleksa (zdravce988) | 87.44 | 97% | 2019-05-12 |
| 8390. | Aespar (aespar) | 87.44 | 97% | 2021-09-16 |
| 8391. | Levin (stripedoctor) | 87.44 | 99% | 2018-11-11 |
| 8392. | Ahmet (imamocrat) | 87.44 | 96.1% | 2023-06-06 |
| 8393. | Jochen (s1mpx) | 87.43 | 94% | 2016-06-14 |
| 8394. | josh (cubuff8) | 87.42 | 96% | 2020-01-09 |
| 8395. | Bailey (nob0dy) | 87.42 | 99% | 2019-01-12 |
| 8396. | Herman (hermantam) | 87.42 | 98% | 2018-06-06 |
| 8397. | svs (svs_manee) | 87.42 | 98% | 2017-12-21 |
| 8398. | The Key (thekeytyperacer) | 87.41 | 97% | 2024-12-08 |
| 8399. | venus® (venuspailer) | 87.41 | 98.6% | 2023-09-10 |
| 8400. | Fed (raijin22) | 87.41 | 98% | 2019-04-13 |
| 8401. | Levi (famoosh) | 87.41 | 94% | 2016-11-29 |
| 8402. | Im-a-loser (rowdy_burns) | 87.41 | 100% | 2023-11-05 |
| 8403. | Benski (bmar6878) | 87.41 | 98% | 2022-09-24 |
| 8404. | neo (eliteneo) | 87.41 | 97.3% | 2021-01-29 |
| 8405. | Ella (amhaissup) | 87.41 | 98% | 2021-09-20 |
| 8406. | Ogs⭐⭐⭐⭐ (ogsessed) | 87.41 | 99% | 2019-08-04 |
| 8407. | connor (i_cant_do_this) | 87.41 | 98% | 2015-07-23 |
| 8408. | Densetsu (densetsunobattousai) | 87.40 | 99% | 2022-06-05 |
| 8409. | Starzles (starzles) | 87.40 | 94% | 2016-11-18 |
| 8410. | Martin (mpgo13) | 87.40 | 93% | 2016-01-16 |
| 8411. | Chxuitaa (chxuitaa) | 87.39 | 94% | 2020-11-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |