So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13179. | Jumla (jumla) | 79.43 | 90% | 2013-02-08 |
| 13180. | MeHdi (mehdi_kazemi8) | 79.43 | 98% | 2012-12-26 |
| 13181. | Greti (greti) | 79.43 | 97% | 2013-09-04 |
| 13182. | Kevin (sphyrel) | 79.43 | 96% | 2018-09-06 |
| 13183. | Mike (micbran) | 79.43 | 97% | 2014-08-21 |
| 13184. | LoseYourMind (csq_) | 79.43 | 94% | 2012-05-05 |
| 13185. | X (iwannagetbetterthanyou) | 79.43 | 97% | 2016-02-03 |
| 13186. | Eugene (lilgene1) | 79.42 | 94% | 2021-01-21 |
| 13187. | Martin (daikokuya) | 79.42 | 96% | 2019-05-03 |
| 13188. | mg (maurigarcia88) | 79.41 | 96.9% | 2023-06-07 |
| 13189. | Cory (zevvaffle) | 79.41 | 95% | 2017-02-09 |
| 13190. | yixuan (ixuan) | 79.41 | 98% | 2021-11-24 |
| 13191. | Peter (kinggamergeek) | 79.41 | 98% | 2022-02-08 |
| 13192. | Shadowritos (shadowritos) | 79.41 | 95% | 2013-02-05 |
| 13193. | Elluna (elluna) | 79.41 | 88% | 2014-09-08 |
| 13194. | Mary (pewekute24) | 79.41 | — | 2010-12-20 |
| 13195. | Adilkhan (_paradox_) | 79.40 | 97% | 2022-02-05 |
| 13196. | Gabriel (gabsabi) | 79.40 | 95% | 2021-10-29 |
| 13197. | vulcan (vulcan1_) | 79.40 | 98% | 2019-09-04 |
| 13198. | transcontinentalrailroad (y... | 79.40 | 96% | 2017-10-10 |
| 13199. | Ofito (ofito) | 79.40 | 96% | 2018-11-23 |
| 13200. | Pisces (musicfan) | 79.40 | 97% | 2013-10-31 |
| 13201. | 123 (bittergourd123) | 79.39 | 96% | 2023-02-20 |
| 13202. | helvetica (helvetica) | 79.39 | 92% | 2014-08-16 |
| 13203. | F5 (phf5) | 79.38 | 96% | 2023-01-24 |
| 13204. | Zalda (zalda) | 79.38 | 96.4% | 2023-08-08 |
| 13205. | Matthew (mattkim217) | 79.38 | 91% | 2016-12-19 |
| 13206. | Danilo (sparda) | 79.37 | — | 2009-02-10 |
| 13207. | Ultima (flasherx) | 79.36 | 98% | 2018-03-29 |
| 13208. | Mehti (lylehti) | 79.36 | 98% | 2022-02-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |