So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9779. | (killerdeath6) | 85.64 | 90% | 2014-09-05 |
| 9780. | Tyler (tillertyper2) | 85.63 | 97% | 2017-12-16 |
| 9781. | Lazer (lawins) | 85.63 | 96% | 2017-09-09 |
| 9782. | (supitsasian) | 85.63 | 92% | 2014-04-26 |
| 9783. | (shengalang) | 85.63 | 94% | 2014-12-09 |
| 9784. | John (basicallypure) | 85.62 | 96% | 2022-04-05 |
| 9785. | (ultrarhino) | 85.62 | 99% | 2022-03-17 |
| 9786. | (boom_51) | 85.62 | 96.5% | 2021-02-21 |
| 9787. | (xzabuzax) | 85.62 | 97% | 2017-06-02 |
| 9788. | (pnayserenity) | 85.62 | — | 2009-01-23 |
| 9789. | Natalie (natforprez) | 85.62 | 96% | 2019-08-19 |
| 9790. | (09deaconx) | 85.61 | — | 2009-01-19 |
| 9791. | (syphon9) | 85.61 | 95% | 2011-10-24 |
| 9792. | (awgst) | 85.60 | 98% | 2019-03-09 |
| 9793. | (krypto406) | 85.60 | 96% | 2015-01-28 |
| 9794. | (ice273) | 85.60 | 97% | 2013-03-08 |
| 9795. | (blazian444) | 85.59 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
| 9796. | yume (tanunki) | 85.59 | 96% | 2023-04-26 |
| 9797. | (gigglesxgiggles) | 85.59 | 90% | 2014-10-23 |
| 9798. | . (offoff) | 85.59 | 96% | 2013-10-11 |
| 9799. | (oiii_m8) | 85.59 | 95% | 2015-03-08 |
| 9800. | Mister (ducky9008) | 85.59 | 99% | 2013-08-31 |
| 9801. | carlos (carlit0) | 85.58 | 98% | 2019-08-08 |
| 9802. | (kenr00t) | 85.58 | 97% | 2022-03-17 |
| 9803. | Virtuoso™ (gkarthick) | 85.58 | 99% | 2021-04-02 |
| 9804. | (stuckshut) | 85.58 | — | 2010-06-02 |
| 9805. | (starkhalo) | 85.58 | — | 2009-11-28 |
| 9806. | Jordy (mrollie) | 85.58 | 96% | 2020-01-31 |
| 9807. | Micah (jchthys) | 85.58 | 93% | 2012-02-06 |
| 9808. | (hysteriac) | 85.57 | 96% | 2017-06-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |